Apparently, Kristen Stewart suffered an “unspecified injury” requiring her to be on crutches last night. My totally made-up theory is that she went to the Razzies — which Twilight basically swept — and really whooped it up (the wisest people realize that you have to embrace your Razzies) and then accidentally tripped on a pile of shoes in her bedroom when she got home. Not that I have ever almost broken any limbs tripping over a pile of shoes myself or anything like that.

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