Oscars Fug Carpet: Kat Graham


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So CLOSE. SO VERY CLOSE, KAT GRAHAM.

We just need to hoist this up a wee tad. Oh, and get you out of those clodhopper shoes. And make the dress look 10% less like it’s eating you like a giant, (wo)man-eating snake. THEN WE’RE GOOD.

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  1. Katharine
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    This is kind of a sad (distant) cousin to Angelina’s gown. She looks uncharacteristically subdued : this isn’t the right dress for her – but the proportions would be worse if she hadn’t jacked herself up on those awful shoes.

  2. Sandra
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    She stapled a king-size bedspread to her torso. I don’t think there’s any saving this.

  3. Chris
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    Pardon my French, but what the fuck is she wearing on her feet?

    To be fair, this is the same woman who once declared that her favorite bottomwear was a pair of harem pants, so wackadoodle is pretty much par for the course. And I might be able to get behind this dress if it was tailored properly.

    But holy deity of your choice the shoes. Not even Gaga would wear those.

    • aphy
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      I can’t even begin to see the detailing on the um, er.. shoes. i have no idea what is happening to her feet.

  4. Sajorina
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    This is atrocious! The only thing I like is the clutch!

  5. G
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    Did someone photoshop together a picture of a naked lady with a picture of a random pile of fabric remnants? Because this can’t be a picture of an actual person in actual clothing.

  6. jnadreau
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    It’s Darth Vader’s cape, worn backwards. She’s so pretty – I wish she’d worn a little lippy and a softer, less pulled-back updo.

  7. celia
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    She looks like a paper doll. A WHOORISH paper doll.

  8. Mikki
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    Looks like big black lips stuck on her torso…

  9. Caity Rose
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    Who looked at those shoes and went “Yes, yes those are the ones. Let’s go with those.” Seriously.

    • aphy
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      They should be fired and then the stylists name should be written for all to see. This is just atrociously bad. Do those shoes have laces?!

  10. eee
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    Where’s the leather dress she wore during the E! red carpet stuff? I liked that one much better. This one is kind of frightening, and not in a fun way.

    Also, I enjoyed her quite a bit during her shtick with E! Whenever they’d ask her about the styling on an iffy outfit, she’d reply something like “Well, I’m wearing leather, so perhaps I’m not the best judge…” Heh.

  11. vandalfan
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    It kind of looks like a naked lady being squeezed out of a black tube of toothpaste. Also, her hair is too darn tight, and the footwear? Maybe an orthopedic appliance? One of those walking casts?

  12. Fuh Ugh
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    Wow, those are some Clydesdale clodhopper hooves!

  13. Rachel
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    She always looks terrible at every event.