“It’s Jenny here! What-what, yo! Did you see me hosting Saturday Night Live the other night, singing and saying words on the stage like Taylor Swift, if she were swept up in a glamorous tornado of YES? It was fantastic. I know you might think, “Jennifer, why is it that in the Univision Olympics sketch, your fake Spanish accent sounded terrible?” Ay tiny-brained fans, it is called ACTING. It was a CHOICE. Why did I make that choice? Why does the Pope like hats? Why is the sky blue? Why is Marc? These are questions the universe does not want answered, mis amores. They are the great mysteries of life.