Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Rashida Jones


My cohort Jessica loves a neck ruffle. So I imagine when she first saw pics like this of Rashida Jones, she got about as excited as a fourteen-year old at a Team Edward convention, or a fifty-four year old at a Clay Aiken concert.

Rashida Jones

And I agree, this had a lot of promise. But, you know, it’s a cruel world. People break promises.

Rashida Jones

I’m sure Rashida’s mammaries are not really making friends with her stomach, and that this deranged half-nightie is simply abusing them with wanton disregard for full-frontal photographs. I call this look, The Grim Sleeper. Don’t let it come for you.

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  1. Anon
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! i was all excited and loving the headshot, then switched to full length shot…talk about false promise.

  2. Molly
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    Oh… no. This is just… no. There was a HINT of promise, and then.. doom. From the ribcage down, she looks like a dust ruffle on a Holiday Inn bed.

  3. Claire Zulkey
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    I will gladly take the dress if the bang situation could be amended

  4. currygirl
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    On the plus side, her lipstick shade is beautiful, and she really does have a pretty pretty face.

  5. Kristen from MA
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    Too bad, the ruffle is so pretty. And she is gorgeous!

  6. Kim
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    I find this very not terrible. Maybe I have a fever.

  7. Fuh Ugh
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    Dang. I hate to fug her, but there’s no “there” there.

  8. molly
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    It’s the hideous bridesmaid dress ruffle on the bottom that kills it!

  9. Adriana
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    Retro bridesmaid!

  10. Moi
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    Did you know she is Peggy Lipton’s daughter? I find that terribly cool. Unfortunately, “cool” is not the word I’d use to describe this dress. Didn’t that bottom ruffle go out with Gunny Sax in, like, 1978?

  11. Do
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    I actually… kind of like this. I don’t know what’s happening, either.

  12. Leah
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    Call Father Yod, one of his wives broke loose.

  13. crystal
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    Bah, I think it’s pretty and her boobs don’t really look that saggy. I didn’t even notice until you pointed it out!

  14. witjunkie
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    She is also Quincy Jones’ daughter which is even cooler.

    And what is up with all these really short waists? It just truncates (heh) everyone, I don’t understand the appeal.

  15. Chicklet
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    I’m trying to think of a way to fix it, and there’s nothing. Nothing can be done to fix this thing. *sadface*

  16. Lisa
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    Classic scroll down fug…do those still happen on this site?

  17. Rayna
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    Alas! She is adorbs and I love watching her. She seems so talented, down to earth, and nice.

    But this is hyenous. Who allowed her out of the house in this?

    Minus the dust ruffle, and WAY less sternum, and maybe we’d have something, but as is, no. Just no.

  18. Pinkie Bling
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    AHMAHGAH. There is not one right thing about this, except her face.

  19. vandalfan
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    Plus, too, the color of that… thing… is nauseating. I was hoping a fluffy big sleeved blouse type bodice, with a snug pencil skirt of coordinating or deeper color.

  20. vandalfan
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    And I loved Peggy Lipton on The Mod Squad! Those go-go boots and minis molded my sense of taste, style, and haute coture.

  21. Bilbo
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    Why are her eyebrows blue?

  22. marianna
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    I feel like it might have been okay if it were cinched in more tightly at the top and also if the ruffle at the bottom were removed. It would still be the color of dishwater, but maybe less unflattering.

  23. Meg
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    Kinda reminds me of my prom dress circa 1983.

  24. rigmarole
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    The flounce at the bottom is sooo Little House. And not in a good way.

  25. Liane
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    The bottom half of the dress is so wrong. She’s beautiful & so is her mom & now I have this urge to dig out my Twin Peaks DVD’s & watch her serve coffee & pie to the hotness that is Agent Dale Cooper.

  26. gryt
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    I actually Bwaaah!’d when I saw the full shot. WHY would she choose that? Of all the dresses in the WORLD? The only one who could have pulled this thing off is… Iman. Maybe?