Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Jessica Szohr


A tale as old as time: Girl goes shopping, girl finds skirt she likes, girl realizes she doesn’t own anything that goes with said skirt, girl justifies purchasing skirt by saying to herself, “Whatever, I’ll figure something out when I get home.”

Jessica Szohr

In that sense, then, Jessica Szohr is living the dream. To the rest of us, she is living a lie, because we are pretty sure the people at Bed Bath did not intend their wares to be taken this far Beyond.

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Comments (8):

  1. Lina
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    At least there is an underskirt? Granted, it’s the WRONG underskirt, but at least she didn’t pull a Madonna or Michelle Rodriguez.

  2. Willow
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    she looks really depressed, were there no better pictures?

    I am also disappointed with the lack of a “Vanessa is irrelevant in Gossip Girl joke”

  3. Annie
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    What the F is this?!?!?

  4. Geemee
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    Honestly? I don’t get it. I mean, why would you pair a beige work mini with a sheer shower panel?

  5. Lisa
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    Fug central AND she’s back on GG trying to weasel her way back in. Vanessa, you ARE an outsider! Own it…and move back to Vermont.

  6. Marly
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    WTF? This girl is as useless as her GG character, Vanessa. And that is EXTREMELY useless. Why the eff is she at any Oscar party? And equally confusing is why she would choose to wear THIS? Jessica is as clueless and lacks self-awareness just like Vanessa.

  7. Anita
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    That might have worked had the underskirt been the same length as the overskirt. I did that once, the sheer overskirt sat in my wardrobe for years waiting for a suitable mate that never appeared. I gave to a clothing charity in the end.

  8. vandalfan
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    I’m simply not going to acknowledge what is going on below her waist, but the leather apron front is boxy, bulky, and ill-fitting. No wonder she looks so sad.