J: HOLA LOVER.

C: HOLA LOVER.

J: Nice try, SO CUTE, GRACIAS FOR COMING, but you wouldn’t know how to HOLA LOVER if it hit you on la cabeza with a surfboard. Do not even attempt it, James Cameron.

C: No, no, I’m Cameron Diaz, not James Cameron.

J: I care about that as much as you cared about your makeup. HAHAHA. I GOT YOU, CANDACE CAMERON. Don’t mess with my block.

C: You’re a nutjob.

J: Lopez for president! Viva 2013!

C: There isn’t an election in 2013.

J: YOU SAY THAT NOW, CAM NEWTON.

C: I… never mind.

Loading ... Loading ...

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photos: Getty]