C: HOLA LOVER.
J: Nice try, SO CUTE, GRACIAS FOR COMING, but you wouldn’t know how to HOLA LOVER if it hit you on la cabeza with a surfboard. Do not even attempt it, James Cameron.
C: No, no, I’m Cameron Diaz, not James Cameron.
J: I care about that as much as you cared about your makeup. HAHAHA. I GOT YOU, CANDACE CAMERON. Don’t mess with my block.
C: You’re a nutjob.
J: Lopez for president! Viva 2013!
C: There isn’t an election in 2013.
J: YOU SAY THAT NOW, CAM NEWTON.
C: I… never mind.