"They've already done an interpretive dance about me. It's called Rapunzel. Get it? Because it's like I'm locked in a tower....? An EMOTIONAL tower? ...Yeah, I know I don't have the right hair for that metaphor. But the shorter hair is cute, right? And so is my bag? Do you think if I hide in the basement of Buckingham Palace, they'll let me stay here? I feel like Harry would let me stay. Right? Right, Harry? HARRY, CALL ME."