NY Fug.com: Why We’re Addicted to Gwyneth’s GOOP

Hey, we’re as surprised as you are:

“We personally weren’t sure we wanted life lessons from someone who once
publicly sported angry bruises resembling incompetent hickeys because
she’d undergone an obscure detoxification procedure. However, six
months into the life of Goop.com, here’s the dirty little secret we have to confess: It’s totally addictive.”

No, no. We mean it. But maybe not for the reasons you’re suspecting. Check out the entire column at NY Mag.com