I don’t even want to say anything. Just that you need to look at Dee Snider. And on the subject of Ratt:
“You know you’re in the presence of true artistry when the band’s name is conveniently also a verb describing what they have done to both their hair and their gnawed-on outfits. This is what it would look like if a roving band of aerobics-instructors-turned-vigilantes patrolled the streets exacting justice on criminals with their uniquely vicious brand of jazzer-fighting.”
Read all about some of our favorite hair bands over at Vulture. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
