Here is one of the reasons I don’t get this whole aesthetic: If you want to wear an LBD so badly, just WEAR ONE.

This is like hanging sheer drapes over the window and then being all, “Okay, the windows are covered; let’s make like R. Kelly and have sex in the kitchen, over by the stove. Yeah.” It’s a technicality, and not even really an attractive or stylish one. Just a very depressed doily, which will be all the sadder about its life once it succumbs to the R. Kelly earworm I just planted. Call us even.

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