NICKY HILTON: I can’t BELIEVE I’m still getting invited to stuff! REAL stuff! We’re going to the Valentino show! That’s REAL. That’s like an ACTUAL THING.
KATHY HILTON: Shhhh. Don’t draw anyone’s attention to us. In case it was a mistake.
NICKY: Mom.
KATHY: I do look nice, thank you.
NICKY: No, I was going to say that I’m already dressed like the lead in a dominatrix’s re-imagining of “Hot for Teacher.” The cat is out of the bag.
KATHY: Fair enough.
