New York Fugshion Week: Day One in Celebrities


Well, we both caught a norovirus on the way to New York, so it was a deeply unglamorous start to the week. But at least there were was some non-naked Klum at BCBG, Alyssa Milano being the boss at Tadashi Shoji, and some Jonai at Richard Chai.  It was SO hilarious to watch these three posing together with their matching come-hither squints. Nothing is more assured to make me go thither instead.

[Photos: Getty]

 

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  1. qwertygirl
    +6

    Make sure Jessica White understands that the invitation to sit down and talk is extended only to the shoes, and not to her actual person. Because if she sits down in that…extended shirt, you’re going to know at once if she’s someone you should ask for a recommendation for a reliable bikini waxer.

  2. Sajorina
    +18

    Aw, I’m worried about you, girls! I hope the virus doesn’t put a damper on your week! Take care & have fun!

    • Jen
      +5

      Yes, hope you both feel better SOON!

    • Lucasta
      +2

      I am super impressed/amazed that you guys are out doing ANYTHING with the norovirus beyond staying in bed in the hotel room. I hope you feel better quickly!

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +2

      Thirding that! I hope it doesn’t ruin too much of your time there. Try some coconut water, if you can find it! It helps one to stay hydrated without adding too much to existing tummy turmoil, because it gets absorbed quickly – it’s chemically almost the same as the body’s own lymph.

  3. Amanda In Austin
    +10

    That first photo of the Jonai is HILARIOUS.

    • julyol1972
      +3

      Right??? Like they’re each Derek Zoolander behind the eyes or something. Weird!!!

      That being said, Nick (The Green) really does need to holler at Nick (The Rackish, love the tilt of the hat) for a hookup with his tailor, or any tailor for that matter.

      Estelle, no to the sheer, double no to the blue! Why blue!!!

      Guiliana, yay, no extentions. Now her head doesn’t seem as bobble-like as before. Just normal-sized and pretty to fit her little neck. Extentions are not always a woman’s best friend, people!

      Alyssa, you are better, way better than that dress which is a sneeze and a prayer away from exposing your Milanos to the world. Does this have anything to do with your fake sex tape, currently making the rounds??? Hope not, cause this still won’t make me watch it, even though I heard it’s educational. Sorry!!!

      • julyol1972
        +1

        Face palm! *Extensions* Friday!

        •  HelenBackAgain
          +3

          However we spell it, I am so with you on that. She looks a hundred times prettier without them! Removing all that hair may have been the best fashion decision Giuliana’s ever made.

  4. Maria L.
    +12

    Must we refer to those Jonas boyos as “celebrities”? I think it just encourages them, and we really do not want to do that.

    • Jenny V
      +7

      Agreed. Why are they even at FW? Are they still a thing and I’m just not aware of it?

      And the Jonai in the double breasted suit looks like such a tool. It doesn’t fit, it’s a terrible color, and is he wearing a v-necked t-shirt underneath it?!? I just can’t.

      • Maria L.
        +6

        I always have trouble with the Jonai on the right who, God forgive me, always makes me think he a long lost son of Saddam Hussein.

      • Esme
        +1

        Did he buy that thing off the rack at Walmart? Was his tailor drunk?

  5. remi
    +2

    I do feel joe is getting some slight edge from his shoes. Also, does hair count in length? Or maybe nick has a uncommon skull shape beneath that hair and he actually is taller.

    And maybe it is just me, but isn’t colton haynes not wearing socks the least of his problems with that suit?

  6. Erin
    +11

    Seeing Isabella Rossellini reminds me of her divorce negotiations with Jack on 30 Rock — “But Jack, you know I love my big beef ‘n cheddar!”

    • GFY Heather
      +3

      Oh my god, you read my mind — I actually meant to put that in the caption and then forgot.

  7. Ruth
    +6

    Grey Jonas is really baby Rowan Atkinson, who in turn, is baby Lord Byron. (There is a picture of Lord Byron in Trinity College, Cambridge’s dining room that is a DEAD RINGER for RA.) However, I think Byron’s prose is probably much better than a Jonas prose. I can’t say for sure because I am an old and have never listened to a Jonas song, thankfully.

    • Nanny
      +3

      I don’t see it but kudos to you for making me look up images of Lord Byron! Nothing bugs me more than references I don’t get. =)

      • Ruth
        0

        I just googled him and the painting in the dining hall does not pop up. Trust me, the resemblance in that painting to RA is uncanny. I still think the Grey Jonas on the right (I have no idea of their individual names) looks like RA. It must be the brows.

  8. Stefanie
    +5

    Oh the Jonas brothers. Always good for a laugh.

    Amber looks great!!

  9. Bonnie Klein
    +13

    If Isabella had worn the Chinese-ish housecoat with cigarette pants and ballet flats she would look perfectly nice, as it is she looks like Mrs. Roper. Also, I forget how stunning The Klum looks when she is not all hoochie.

  10. Lynne
    +14

    I can’t with that green suit. It’s one of the least flattering things I’ve ever seen and to top if off, it needs steaming. It’s making him look both short and hippy.

  11.  HelenBackAgain
    +5

    The rest can go home and change, but Amber Riley, Giuliana Rancic, and Heidi Klum all look great.

    Now THERE’s a juxtaposition I never thought I’d be typing!

  12. Julia
    +13

    Damn you, Fug Girls. Between your Nick Cannon post last week and this shot, I am officially find him totally charming and dapper. Before, I was happily oblivious of him.

    Now I am have deep internal struggles about the fact that I like Mr. Glitter. I blame you for my psychological distress.

    • Julia
      +3

      Please ignore the errant “am”. Should be “…I officially find…” I’m so discombobulated by this turn of events that I can’t even properly form a sentence.

      • porchswing
        +12

        Out of all the dapper and not so dapper men I’ve seen featured on this site, Nick Cannon is the king. He ALWAYS looks great, even if he’s wearing something that would look totally stupid on another guy. I even think he could take that green Jonas suit to a tailor and come out looking fabulous.

  13. LT1
    +1

    The pulling-the-sleeves-over-the-hands thing always makes me think of Vanessa Marcil.

  14. CakesOnAPlane
    +10

    What is the point of wearing Google Glasses to a photocall? Surely Nina is not in need of immediate data while getting her picture taken. Is it just to prove that she’s important/rich enough to have Google Glasses?

    Also, kudos for resisting the urge to make a pun on the last slide advising Jonas to call Nick Cannon for “pointers” ;)

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +1

      I think Garcia must be a prototype tester – they’re not being mass-marketed yet. An event like this would be a good opportunity to try out how well they can be heard in a crowd, and how easy and quick the photo-taking is.

      But they sure do look stupid.

      And when they ARE mass-marketed, you know people are going to wear them while driving…

      Nice pun. :-)

  15. Jen Dee
    +4

    That dress makes Alyssa Milano look twice as wide as she actually is.

    • Vandalfan
      +1

      Yes, that’s not well played, at all. She can do so much better than that 1980′s peplum atrocity.

  16.  Squirrel!
    0

    Okay, humor me for a moment. Look at the picture of Jessica White. See how the hand holding the sunglasses rests against her thigh? Her knee looks to me like it forms a nose and lips, something along the style of an Easter Island-type head. Can anyone else see this??

    The only one of these ensembles I can wholeheartedly endorse is that of Nick Cannon.

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