The setting: GFY HQ East, a hotel room far above the city, covered in shoes and empty cans of Diet Coke.

The topic:

CHANEL & Karl Lagerfeld Celebrate Re-Opening of the CHANEL SOHO Boutique

JESSICA: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

HEATHER: Diane?

JESSICA: Yes.

HEATHER: I know.

JESSICA: What IS THIS?

HEATHER: I don’t know.

JESSICA: It’s like a ruffled….

HEATHER: …yes.

JESSICA: ….milkmaid….?

HEATHER:…sure.

JESSICA: …THING?

HEATHER: Indeed.

JESSICA: WHY?

HEATHER: I wish I knew.