Dear Lord,

Please let this mean that Kelis has been cast in a re-boot of Clarissa Explains It All. (Kelis Explains It All is VERY catchy.) I think America — and Canada! — needs that now more than ever.  And when Kelis begins to explain things, I hope the very first item on her list — the idea, by the way, of having a list titled “ALL” makes me happy/terrified — is, “WTF is going on with my ankles.”