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I just don’t even know what to say about all that. Too much FUG for one post.
what up with the snake sandals from Nelly Furtado? I keep seeing those things. The first few times I said “wow, great shoes,” but all I can say now is “wow, slacker stylist”
Jeeze those pictures of Katy are depressing, her Fug isn’t even fun anymore, actually the whole slideshow was a gallery of try-hardiness.
Although Selena and Kelly can stay. And maybe Lucy Hale, but only if she promises to not wear dresses with stupid hemlines ever again.
Katy Perry looks ridiculous and desperate, Nelly Furtado looks terrible and Kelly Clarkson looks amazing. Oh, and Bieber is a moron.
Canada has SO MUCH to answer for. /o\
Hey! Wha’d we do?
….right, unleashed Bieber on the world. Sorry. We accept our penace of vajazzled unitards.
1) Clarkson’s dress, while flattering, might be a wee bit ladypart-centric, no? Like, all roads lead HERE, people!
2) Is the would-be mooner double-jointed? Her shoulders are making me wince.
Katy Perry’s wanna-be-Britney jumpsuit is so sad. Did anyone else notice all of the sparkles centered over her lady parts? Once I saw that, I can’t unsee it. On the other hand, I love Selena’s dress but kind of wish it was about 2 inches longer.
ugh yeah my first thought was, I just can’t with the sparklepubes.
sparklepubes. my new favorite word.
I’m just glad that on closer inspection they were sparkles and not pubes!
This whole article took me somewhere I wasn’t ready to be, on a Tuesday
Someone make Katy Perry go away! PLEASE!
I can’t get behind a child wearing cupcake boobs. It was “funny” (ish) when KP did it, but on a little girl? Oh Honey NO.
The rest is just a big fat mess of try-too-hard. All of it.
This is why it’s hard to shop at prom time. *rolls eyes*
seriously, will no one think of the children? That legitimately made me sad
Other than the cupcake boobs (and I assume those kid were brought there in KP outfits by their parents), I actually really like the Katy moppets. I could see how kids would find Katy really fun, want to emulate her energy and silliness, not so much trying to be mini-sexbombs.
Katy Perry is getting too old for this sh*t.
I am so over Katy Perry.
And who the heck is Phoebe Dykstra?
Let’s hope we don’t have to see much more of her- although if she showed anymore flesh, we’d need a warning.
Phoebe is a host on MuchMusic so, if you live outside of Canada, you probably won’t have to see her again (she is pretty annoying).
Almost ALL of the hosts on MuchMusic in recent memory are annoying! I don’t know where they dredge them up. Seriously, they make Rick the Temp look like Diane Sawyer.
Ha, Rick the Temp is where I got off the bus. (Yeah, I guess I’m an old…)
“Let’s also note that nobody has, or will, done this look better than Britney.” – I’m sure this was a typo, but poor grammar really suits anything Britney related. Britney did done the best with that sparkly jumpsuit fo’ sho’.
Kelly’s dress is interesting because at first glance it made her look emaciated. I promise that is some kind of compliment.
Yeah, it was lazy writing. Nobody has done it better than Britney, and I should have said “and nobody will” after instead of inserting it in the middle of a grammatically correct sentence. BOO TO ME.
So, I know it makes me very middle-school childish, but it makes me laugh how every one of the Beeb’s back up dancers look like they are taking a very satisfying dump right at that moment. Sometimes candid shots are great for all the wrong reasons. (But seriously, is that supposed to be sexy face? Because it’s… really not.)
I will say this, though, that pic of him with his little brother really is cute.
Can’t unsee the pooping dancers. It’s like “Salmonella, The Musical” with Beiber playing the evil bacterium.
Is Phoebe Dykstra wearing the dress that Laura Bell Bundy got fugged for like 2 weeks ago? http://gofugyourself.com/cmt-fug-carpet-laura-bell-bundy-06-2012
I hate hate HATE Kelly’s hair. She doesn’t look like herself at all! I thought the caption about Kelly was accidentally posted with a pic of someone else. Hate.
1. Katy Perry looks so happy in the third picture I can’t hate on the Britney-esque outfit, I can hate on the child with cupcake bra though.
2. Love Carly Rae Jepsen’s necklace!
3. WHO is that last chick?
1. She had just won an MMVA award (Best International Artist, I think?), so that’s why she looks so happy. She had also just performed (barely) 5 minutes before, and actually said in her acceptance speech something like she was gonna change into something else.
3. Answered above.
As soon as I saw Shenae Grimes’ dress I thought The Fug Girls HAVE to see this! And I tweeted you guys, I don’t know if you saw it. It was before I realized Carly Rae Jepsen was wearing almost the same thing.
The backs of MY thighs are tattooed with cellulite.
best comment, you win
I love you. If only a dermatologist could shift it…
Selena Gomez basically sprinted the red carpet – holding Bieber’s little half sister – so I think Bieber and Carly Rae get a pass on the family posing…this time.
“He might as well be doing an interpretive-dance Tampax commercial.” I sure hope Tampax doesn’t read this blog.
I just knew there’d be ruffled spanky pants under the sparking tap dance costume.
Leah, the best description ever.
I said it before, but I’ll repeat. Please make Bieber go away. PLEASE. Nothing annoys me as much as his *pwettybabyface* combined with ‘yosexymama’ style.
Bieber’s “interpretive-dance Tampax commercial” straight-up KILLED me. Well done.
What up, Canada?! Katy just looks more desperate as the days goes by! And, yes, I agree about THAT sparkly unitard… Britney did it first & did it best, so STOP IT! Kelly, looks pretty good & so does Selena! By the way, that’s the most well put together I’ve seen Shenae Grimes look in forever, so I say let’s celebrate it with a FAB!
RE: Phoebe Dykstra and her thigh tattoos
I would like to sponsor an amendment which would prevent anyone under the age of 30 from getting a tattoo. Maybe anyone under 40 – because no one should have a permanent reminder of their immature sentiments. And yes, I am old.
i’m sponsoring the counter-amendment banning people from voicing their misguided and backhanded “concerns” about the autonomous, adult “kids these days.”
you are painfully out of touch.
I personally know girls/young women who are getting large tattoos, not to express deeply held beliefs, but just “because”. I have even heard ‘I want to get a tattoo, I just don’t know what of’.
So yeah, I say wait a while.
i love each one of my meaningless impulse tattoo. i have one on my ribcage, not small and full color, that i got “just because” several years ago and it is still my favorite part of my body, other than the part of me that thinks people who pass negative judgments of other’s choices are useless.
and the real immature ones.
Can’t get past the vagazzle on the nude unistocking. Sweet Hostess Cupcake, someone please give that woman an overcoat.
Or a sedative.
Perfectly hilarious and spot-on description of Bieber and his lady dancers…LOLZ
Katy Perry looks like Mothra in the winged getup. Maybe she feels like she has conquered Godzilla? http://www.freewebs.com/mothrasisland/mothrathroughtheyears.htm
Nelly Furtado’s face…does not look the same. I hope it’s bad makeup/lighting/whatever.
I’m pretty sure its the tox.
Nobody will ever do the nude suit better than Alanis: http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/fashion/alanis-morissette-nude-suit/
Sorry Katy, been done.
The sparkly nude thing is EXACTLY what my niece wore on her hen night. My two daughters are bridesmaids at the wedding in two weeks. Colour me nervous.