As mean as it may have been, I started to love Selena Gomez a bit when Letterman told her he made Justin Bieber cry and she said, “That makes two of us.” Especially because, no matter what anyone says (or how anyone backtracks), I cannot be convinced he didn’t tee that up for her so that she could sling that exact prepared zinger. So she MEANT that. And right on time, too — thanks to Fug Madness, diaper pants, and that Anne Frank thing, there has never been a better time to disassociate oneself from Bieliebers, or however you spell that atrocious word.

However, it is not the time to turn around and connect yourself with Jersey Shore On Ice. RETHINK.

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