First of all, I’m going to start with two positive notes: (a) her face is adorable and she’s the cutest, and (b) I want those shoes and I want them now.

But otherwise….

Oh, girl. The last time I saw a patchwork denim dress — albeit one lacking a Louis Vuitton patch, like a Bat Signal screaming, “this ain’t from the Gap!” — it was Free Dress Friday at Westridge School for Girls, and it was 1991.

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