If, as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words, this one should be good for at least ten grand:
Someone has found herself buffeted by the winds of regret.
Girl, no one — AS FAR AS I KNOW — held a weapon to your head and forced you to wear shoes that look like the lovechild of a Shetland Pony and a Tiffany’s box. Unless those things came with diamond earrings tucked into the toe of each shoe, extractable if and only if you use your toes to fish them out like a monkey, there’s literally no reason to find those things on your feet. HEAL THYSELF.
