Hey, remember Shannyn Sossamon? Her name floated through my head because this photo of Rita Ora totally reminds me of her:
Well, facially, anyway. If you stuck Shannyn Sossamon in a blonde wig and told her to act like a one-woman Gone With The Wind Rose Parade float, this is what you’d get. Part of me thinks the drama inherent in this is appealing, but mostly, I just want to see the “before” photo from when it was hanging from her bedroom window. Who knew Maria Von Trapp and Scarlett O’Hara had so much in common.
Inside, Rita ditched it for something more stage-friendly:
Stage-friendly, but not groin-friendly. Also, I feel like we’re three frightening seconds from Justin Bieber wearing its replica.