MTV EMAs Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian


I mean, this seems about right.

FINALLY, Kim has gotten literal about it and worn quasi-coattails big enough to give a ride to her entire family. Also, I think everything in this photograph is flame retardant.

But it’s this picture that’s my favorite:

Never let it be said that Kim Kardashian isn’t good for the economy. She turned that outfit into a three person job: One wearer, one wrangler, and one human shield in case she’s overcome with a fever of regret at her own absurdity. By all appearances, that has never happened to her, but I’m sure he appreciated the paycheck.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

 

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  1. glee
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    Fug dress. Too bad it’s flame retardant – who knows when a random flame thrower might spring up unext to one of the Kar-kin.

  2. Stefanie
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    Oh god. Kim officially has broken my brain.

  3. Cathy
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    Looks like it was made from trash bags.

  4. Orange Clouds
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    Good recycling going on there, she has reused all her VHS film reels for her dress.

  5. Clarence Beeks
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    She has the worst taste. No clue how to dress that body of hers. I hate her, and her whole trashy family. They are all gross.

  6. jean
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    I like it . This is MTV, not a charity event. If you can’t wear a dress made of Hefty Bag bits, then when can you? Take off that train and the skirt is kind of cool and edgy and flattering to her hips (if not her thighs, but everyone’s mileage runs different about what makes a nice leg …I like long lean legs, but others like muscular). Her cleavage is wrangled, her hair looks sleek and her make-up is flattering.

  7. Anna Svahn
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    Even with Kanye dressing her these days, she looks awful.

    • The Fugger
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      Kanye didn’t dress her in this, I don’t think. It’s not QUITE high fugshion enough for him – it’s kind of Peldontastic.

      For starters, Yeezy would have put shoulderpads on that bitch (to use a turn of phrase that he might).

  8. serena
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    i like the dress. Kim looks beautiful.

  9. Nancy
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    Harrumph!!!!

  10. Tiffany
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    What a horrible dress! Tacky, as usual. It is kind of funny that they are going through all that work to fix the train, and it STILL looks like a pile of garbage following her around.

  11. Effie
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    She looks like she thought Halloween was still going on and decided to go as a skunk

  12. Francesca
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    Looks like an unholy union between a skunk and a caterpillar (the insect larvae, not the machine… although running that dress over with a backhoe isn’t a bad idea).

  13. Ellelake
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    “coattails” comment is perhaps the wittiest K Klan comment yet! lol

  14. Helen
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    So trashy.

    And get shoes that fit!

  15. Aphy
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    Arg with the plastic shoes. Stop.It.Please. Those cant feel or smell good. They look cheap, as does her dress. How can someone who is so beautiful and curvaceous look like she just stepped out of a tacky mall sale?

  16. emilie
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    why do her shoes look so weird………………….

    • Nancy
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      because it is only holding in two of her toes; it is like Cinderella’s slipper to Kim’s stepsister foot.

      • jean
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        I zoomed in. The rest of the shoe is clear plastic. I don’t approve, but they do fit her feet.

  17. Soapiness
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    How ironic, looking like trash barfing up trash.

  18. Joan Louise
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    Ha, once you see those toes, can’t unsee them.

  19. Bambi Anne Dear
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    So stupid. So, so stupid.

  20. Vandalfan
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    … and STILL with that awful hairdo!

  21. elle
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    you mean, koattails for her entire fam

    • Scouse Helen
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      Koattails. I like.

      She is just back from inflicting herself and her sisters on us in Britain, hawking her hideous “Kardashian Kollection” of synthetic frocks.

  22. Sajorina
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    “… in case she’s overcome with a fever of regret at her own absurdity.”

    How could she be? I don’t even think she’d understand this sentence!

  23. Lily1214
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    Kimmy-girl . . . this really isn’t right for you. Keep trying.