Monte Carlo TV Fest Fugs and Fabs


Otherwise known as the place that loves CBS soaps more than any other. Plus: Bonus Dallas, man formal shorts, and Katniss Fauxverdeen from Revolution (does she even still use the crossbow or did they get wise and write it out?).

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  1. nicole
    +9

    What the FUG? Bissett! Just NO! I can’t unsee it!

    • kickassmomnyc
      +2

      I’ve stared and stared but for the life of me I can’t understand exactly what we’re seeing under that skirt.

      • HelenBackAgain
        +4

        I believe it’s a pair of Spanx pantyhose. They have the girdle fabric a little more than halfway down the thigh and then become regular pantyhose the rest of the way down.

        And yes, you are seeing the actual crotch of them.

        It’s just SAD. Why didn’t anyone tell her?

    • Deborah
      +1

      *wails, throws ashes on head, tears at eyes* Nooooo Jaqueline!

    • esther p.
      0

      don’t mind me, i’ll be hunched over in the corner, weeping at the inhumanity of it all.

  2. Lucille Austero
    +4

    Linda Grey. Damn! That orange dress. She definitely won this thing. Though Donald Sutherland came a close second.

    • Big Noise
      +5

      Holy cats, Linda Gray is 72 and a GRANDMOTHER. I’m assuming she might have had a little work done, but THIS is how you do it — be subtle and not cartoonish.

      • Lissa
        0

        I know! Who would have thought years ago that she’d be looking so much better than Pam Ewing at this point?

  3. Carrie
    +3

    What is going on with Patrick Duffy’s shoes? Is he trying to appear taller or are they just orthopedic?

  4. Big Noise
    +6

    I watched Y&R when I was younger and had a flexible schedule. My mom (RIP since February) LOVED to watch Y&R and would bring me up to speed — which reminds me, I need to watch the special tribute episode for Jeanne Cooper. Y&R folks can do no wrong.

    • Jules
      +1

      You will cry. They did a nice job.

      • Big Noise
        0

        Thanks, Jules — it has to be more enjoyable to watch that the mediocre baseball being played by the Texas Rangers right now.

    • ericajeanine
      +2

      I have watched Y&R of and on since I was a child. I don’t recall ever seeing any of it’s actors out in the wild like this.

    • Lissa
      +3

      Sucks to lose your mom no matter how old you are; you have my sympathy.

      • Big Noise
        +2

        Thanks, Sajorina and Lissa — she was a good woman and a good mom (who loved to watch Y&R, LOL).

  5. Daenerys
    +3

    Love the tie and the colours on Donald Sutherland. Lookin’ good sir.
    But Jacquie Bissett- is that Spanx I spy?? Shudder.

  6. filmcricket
    +1

    Josh Malina desperately needs a new tailor (as does Victor Newman for that matter) but I’m so glad he’s gone back to wearing glasses. It’s a better look for him.

    Speaking of cute nerds, did you see the other outfit Kevin McHale had? Much better than the James James Morrison Morrison look here. Also, what is up with Patrick Duffy’s clogs?

    The two Sue Ellens are giving me life. Congratulations on your everythings, ladies.

  7. Tiffany
    +5

    I love Bitsie Tulloch’s orange dress, especially the color! Oh how I wish I could pull off orange and yellow. Citrus just feels so right for summer!

  8.  HelenBackAgain
    +6

    I am SO coveting that caftan dress on Katherine Kelly Lang. I would swan around in that for EVERYTHING.

  9. Melly
    +4

    Oh boy, J Bissett is going to rue the day she went with this sheer thing…

  10. Kristy
    0

    Is McHale wearing an anklet, or am I seeing things?

    •  HelenBackAgain
      0

      You are not seeing things. It seems to be some sort of frayed reddish fabric.

  11. Meggiemoo
    +3

    Melody’s shoes in her first slide are HIDEOUS.

  12.  Carolina Girl
    0

    Damn! It sucks that Jeanne Cooper, a.k.a. Katherine Chancellor, isn’t here.

  13. Neil
    0

    I think we can all look forward to Heather and Jessica being 42 and 53 and saying ‘OMG I wish I looked that good when I was that age!!’. Also, Josh and Julie look like wax figures in that first pic.

  14. Bella
    0

    Got to the point that I couldn’t look at any more – it’s a visual assault. These people look atrocious (except for Sue Ellen and Bobby Ewing.)

  15. Carol Abrahamian Hackler
    +2

    KEEP YOUR JUNK TO YOURSELF BISSETT!

  16. giggleswick
    0

    I think there’s a good chance that Bissett is NSFW.

  17. Sajorina
    +4

    1st→ I really, REALLY, like Tracy Spiridakos’ polka dotted pants! I would happily wear them now (and my 17 year old self would’ve rocked her whole look in 1995)!
    2nd→ I love you, Gabriel Mann!!!
    3rd→ I’m IN LOVE with Darby Stanchfield’s gold dress… She looks FABULOUS! Well played & HOT DAMN, girl! COVET!
    4th→ LOVE Bitsie Tulloch’s dresses! The first outfit is GORGEOUS and I want it! And the orange one ROCKS!
    5th→ Don’t think I didn’t see you wearing formal clogs on Pic #6, Patrick Duffy!

  18. Lizzy
    0

    I can never recognize Tracy Spiridakos when she’s wearing makeup (too used to her au naturel look on “Revolution”). She’s quite pretty and really should choose outfits that don’t make he look like the latest Nick Channel tween sensation.

  19. hb
    +2

    Wow looks like the fountain of youth was hiding on daytime TV

    Also, Hedwig! I love that play/movie sooooooooo much, watch it fug nation!!

  20. Elle
    0

    I have a total girl crush on Darby Stanchfield, and I just can’t be mad at Joshua Malina because he was on West Wing.

  21. Chicklet
    +7

    1. I will pay A KAJILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS if Nolan shows up on Dallas in the storyline you created.

    2. I need to get into formal-shorts shape immediately, because I’m about to turn 41 and it’s apparently The Thing for Ladies My Age.

    3. I need Linda Gray’s orange dress.

  22. Heather G
    +3

    Donald Sutherland was so perfectly cast as President Snow that it still scares me to see him!

  23. Art Eclectic
    +2

    I need that caftan Katherine Kelly Lang is wearing. That is all.

  24. Karen
    +2

    Lotta mutton dressed as lamb around her. But not Linda Gray, who is fabulous.

  25. Neil
    0

    I’m surprised to find myself saying this, but I think Kevin McHale actually looks pretty good in that shorts suit. He’s cute and he has nice legs, it’s summer… I don’t have a problem with it.

    Bitsie Tulloch looks fabulous in that orange dress.

  26. Faye
    +1

    Great post, but I have to disagree about Monte Carlo loving CBS soaps the most. Italy takes that prize. Apparently several B&B stars were mobbed when they visited there (as private citizens, not as part of the show, even).

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