Met Ball Fug Carpet: Jessica Biel


JUSTIN: So I guess we’re ALSO back together.
JESSICA: Did we break up?
JUSTIN: … Um, no, never mind.
JESSICA: I guess you decided not to shave, but then, you’re in good company. Was that in the invitation?
JUSTIN: This is rich coming from a girl who once told the press she won’t leave the house unless she looks perfect, and yet, left the house today looking like her head got caught in a sauna.
JESSICA: At least I have a smokin’ hot bod.
JUSTIN: Why do you think we’re back together?
JESSICA: SERIOUSLY. Did we break up?
JUSTIN: .. Um, no, never mind. Again.
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