Christina Ricci eked out a win in this year’s Best Dressed at the Met Gala battle, beating Sarah Jessica Parker by a mere 100 points;

Clap clap clap to her for having the foresight to pull out the Vivienne Westwood, and better luck next year to SJP. Better luck also to the woman who took home Worst Dressed in a LANDSLIDE:

I am actually starting to feel bad for KimKard, you guys. And it feels weird, all clammy and shaky and unpleasant.

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