This lady is an Italian socialite/model/girlfriend to the Fiat heir/daughter of a Count/descendant of an Empress.
To that list I shall add: caped crusader/optical illusion/potentially very expensive person/High Priestess of Liquid Gold (and possibly thus also of the Velveeta Skillet empire)/by-product of the orgiastic mating of the spirit animals belonging to Joan Collins, Liberace, Gwyneth Paltrow, SWINTON, and GFY Jessica/necessary component of the Avengers sequel/a WiFi hot-spot. My internal APPLAUSE sign is flashing. Powered by the sheer wattage she’s giving off in this picture.
[Photo: Getty]
