Met Ball Whatever Carpet: Alexa Chung


Sigh.

If Chloe Sevigny did it better than this last year and hers had ACTUAL MIRRORS, then you need to go home and re-evaluate.

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  1. goldfish
    +3

    Visible black satin granny panties on full display, Little Women style collar, mesh that has GOT to be on sale somewhere in LA this year…no. No, no, no.

    But if she had gotten those shoes in white, they would be perfect for Easter services.

    • PB
      +2

      Damn, you beat me to the comment about the granny panties. I’d have to say it’s really the worst thing about the whole outfit.

  2. Kris
    +6

    This looks like velvet that was attacked by a cat. Or chenille that was attacked by a dryer. Or, possible, velour that was attacked by a cat IN a dryer.

  3. qwertygirl
    +2

    This theme is making me stabby.

  4. Esme
    +7

    Why is she still happening?

    • Helen
      0

      I don’t think she is except in fashion pages.

      This oughta put an end to that.

  5. Willow
    +6

    It’s like Mrs. Danvers after she burnt Manderley to the ground.

  6. Roser
    +4

    I still don’t know why we are supposed to care about her. Her every “look” is a big no.

  7. Minutiae
    +1

    While the outfit is a dud, this is really the first time I’ve noticed how pretty she is. Usually her hair is so droopy/mousy/awful that it’s all I can see, and the face gets lost.

  8. Helen
    +3

    When Rita Ora outshines and outclasses you to the degree of contrast notable between the two here, it is time to just pack it in.

  9. Sajorina
    +1

    Is not that I don’t like it, I just don’t understand it! It starts with exposed boobs under sheer fabric and ends with granny panties under black algae? Baffling! The theme was “PUNK” not “NAUGHTY AMISH” or “WIDOWED LITTLE MERMAID”! But I commend her for the cute hair & makeup and the cool rings & clutch!

  10. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    Visible panties aside, this it the best I’ve seen her dress ever.