I might be getting tapped out on the Met Ball, to the point where I need to communicate solely in one word ejaculations.

SHINY!

SPARKLES!

SEXY!

In all seriousness, though, I like this — it’s not very DRAMATIC in the way that everything else at the Met Gala is dramatic (ie: birds flying into bodices and women dressing like antiques), but boy, does she look good, and sometimes that’s enough.