HILARY SWANK: Alba.
JESSICA ALBA: Swanksy.
SWANK: We meet again.
ALBA: We’ve never met before. But we’re clearly soulmates. Look at our mirror-image hair styles.
SWANK: I’m glad anyone is willing to be my soulmate after that whole Chechian warlord debacle.
ALBA: You must be terrible at Google, though, seriously.
SWANK: I GET IT.
ALBA: But you look nice. Finally.
SWANK: What is that supposed to mean?
ALBA: Just that last time we saw you, you were wearing this. Also, you’ve been on like a ten year campaign to remind us all you have boobs. Talk about “I get it,” am I right?
SWANK: Wow, Jessica Alba, you are kinda harsh.
ALBA: I call ‘em like I see ‘em, Swank. But you do look nice. Well done. FOR ONCE.
SWANK: You also look nice.
ALBA: I think you mean, I look GREAT.
SWANK:…I mean, you do. You do look great.
ALBA: Thanks! Smile pretty for the cameras, and then let’s pretend this never happened.