In fairness, this is for the debut of Madonna’s latest tour.

Also in fairness, THIS IS NUTTACULAR. Madonna is only one year younger than Rose Nyland was when The Golden Girls premiered. Let THAT sink in for a while and then see if you come to the same conclusion I did — namely, “WHY didn’t this ever happen for us, Betty White?!?” Then again, she never went back to St. Olaf to be the ringmaster in the local circus, so I guess it never COULD have happened.

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