Mad Fug


This is…

…weird. In fact, there is something about the pattern that’s almost bone-like. Which makes her look like a skeleton wearing a barmaid’s apron. During Octoberfest. In Hell. Hey, at least the beer’s cold.

[Photo: Getty]

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  1. Ms.A
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    Ohhhh myyyyy fuuuuggg. No!!
    I’m dying. Its all soooo bad!
    I feel like I’ve seen those shoes a lot lately. Like the peep-toe but not. I loathe them.

    • Adriele
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      I HATE THOSE SHOES!!!!!!! And by hate, I mean deeply loathe with all of my being.

      Is it a peep-toe or a just a regular pump? JUST DECIDE! (Sorry for the capsyness folks.)

  2. Eliza Bennett
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    Is this a Mary Katranzou dress? Or what? Who perpetrated this?

  3. neiges
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    Why it’s a butterfly!

  4. Bella
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    Same old question: why can’t such a pretty girl dress herself decently?

  5. JAL
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    Take off the side wings and the peplum and it might work.

  6. jerkygirl
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    It’s like an homage to Rohrschach tests and bird bones and puke. Ew!!!

  7. lb
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    i see a cat!

    • Maryanne
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      I see two thumbs on the skirt? Or maybe it’s just a Rorschach Test?

      • Jeanette
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        I see a wookie in a forest of flowers on the peplum… This dress is mesmerizing – in a BAD way.

  8. Kara
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    I really don’t like that peplums are a thing.

  9. Sandala
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    NO.

  10. casey
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    Okay, this is a gorgeous woman and like the rest of you, I cannot figure out why she can’t seem to pull it together. She tries WAY too hard to be avant garde in her fashion but I feel like she rarely if ever pulls it off.

    THAT HAIR – oh my god. Seriously, I get embarrassed going to get a tea after yoga when my hair looks like that. If you’re going to rock this dress, do something awesome and outrageous with the hair. GOD

  11. Crystal
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    She got some serious Black Swan going on at her bust.

  12. Shiitake
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    Painful fug.

  13. witjunkie
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    This is…par for the course.

  14. Michelle
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    I’m beginning to appreciate just how great of an actress January Jones is. Honestly, she barely *looks* like Betty Draper in real life!

    Perhaps the Mad Men stylists should be giving Mesdames Jones & Hendricks a few style tips on the house.

  15. Beth C.
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    This looks more like a Rorschach test to me. I see a swan landing in a field of flowers.

    Wait. Do swans fly? According to Google… yes they do.

  16. Bella
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    @Michele

    So right. Jones and Hendricks always look better on MM than they do IRL. Funny, that.

    • Megan
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      Right? Why can’t any of those stylists hook them up with something great for their individual body types, or at least whisper words of wisdom like “Just say no to peplum”?

      • Adriele
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        Or in Christina Hendricks’ case- “cover up your boobs! They don’t need to be out in EVERY outfit!”

  17. Cranky Old Batt
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    She lost a bet. Right?

  18. Ailatan
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    I can’t unsee her chest as other than this >_<

  19. Ares
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    The bottom part of the skirt – is that two knees or is that a waist silhouette? And I too see a cat in the very top.

    Way to see JanJones trying to make a top seed in Fug Madness 2013.

  20. Lina
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    That is one seriously fugly dress. Her face looks great, though. There’s something softer about her, post-baby. I like it.

  21. katkin74
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    What do you expect from a woman who believes we should all eat our own placentas!?

  22. KarKar
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    Cold beer!

  23. vandalfan
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    On her thighs, there? I see yams.

    Yams on her gams.

  24. TonyG
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    @lb…I see the cat too! It’s like her boobs dressed up for Halloween as my black kitty cat, Katie! I love Katie, but not on anyone’s boobs.

  25. yeahandalso
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    I miss Fat Betty

  26. Celine
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    All I can see is a cat sleeping on her boobs. She has cat boobs, I just…no. I can’t.

    Although, positive side, it’s the perfect cat lady dress!

  27. unvacuous
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    “a skeleton wearing a barmaid’s apron. During Octoberfest. In Hell. ”

    I LOL when I read that, completely hit the nail on the head. Other blogs have come and gone, but this is why I stay a devoted reader.

  28. tuttle88
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    Do you think she spend the whole night cursing when she tried to reach for something and banging into those weird chest things?

  29. Nancy
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    there’s a weird evil cat face across her chest that’s scaring me.

  30. Jake Donohoe
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    Dude, what is the DEAL with her. How could someone that is so classically beautiful on MM become so unremarkable and plain outside the show? Even in her sexpot shots in all the the soft core porn boy’s magazines (Maxxim etc) she just looks like a pretty blonde with a big nose. Fucking baffling. That girl needs to call Dita Von Teese & get a makeover and ride that shit to 42 (when we idiots think women stop being hot and start making “good for her” comments when they dress nice and think that shit is feminism).

  31. Sajorina
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    FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing redeemable about this outfit… NOTHING!

  32. Mary Urech Stallings
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    Please God, bring back hosiery.

  33. Lily1214
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    No, no, no! I hope she didn’t pay too much for it.