Liz & Fug


I am going to need some help understanding this.

Although maybe it’s better if I don’t. Maybe trying to comprehend ANYTHING about this garment, or what may or may not lie beneath it, is brain-cell homicide. I may just go find an eye-wash station somewhere and then self-medicate with M&Ms and pretend that none of this ever happened.

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  1. Emma
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    Even if you can ignore the pantslessness, the fringe and the visible bras, she still looks absolutely dreadful. The insanely winged eyeliner, the lolly-pink lipstick, the puffy cheeks and pillow lips, the plasticky hair extensions and what looks like contouring makeup on the jawline – UGH!

    • caroline
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      don’t forget the sad fact that lindsey is sporting un-shaved ape legs

  2. TaraMisu
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    She makes me sad….. what happened? Where are her pants? Why do we need to see her bra? I echo Emma…. UGH!!

    • Ken D
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      Looks like a 50 year old drag queen

      • buttercup
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        I just said this exact same thing to my husband. A 50-year-old Lindsay Lohan drag queen. Hmm? What would her name be? Ginzy Blowhand?

        • LibraryChick
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          I like the drag name, but let’s not insult drag queens. They take much more pride in their appearance, their eyes are usually quite lively (especially when they’re heckling you), and they usually take great pride in their performances. Oh, and as for the fashion, why are we missing a Look Into Pants tag?

  3. Tar Heel Gal
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    Oh merciful heavens…..this is gonna take a LOT of M&Ms, Heather, be prepared! I think the poor child is confused and thinks it’s Halloween! Dang, that’s just…sad.

  4. Shannon
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    Even if I am willing to concede that the hair color is a vast improvement — even with the weird extensions and all — I cannot accept this. WTH is going on here?

  5. thunderthighs
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    Ingredients for Wednesday Cray:

    1) Black bra
    2) Fringed satin Western shirt with plunging neckline and polka-dot net placket
    3) POSSIBLY black satin tap pants under said shirt (please, God)
    4) … Birkin?
    5) Great deal of junky-looking jewelry
    6) Supremely unflattering hot pink lipstick
    7) Extensions that look like I bought them at the Wig Emporium on 1st Ave
    8) Drunk cat-eye liner that resembles 9th grade goths

    Mix and serve. Best at room temperature, or burned in a fire.

    • mary lou bethune
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      Great precis of the whole mess of her poor life. Why can’t someone intervene?

  6. Elena Reinoso
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    I can’t stop staring at her mouth. WTF?! She used to be the prettiest girl on Earth! Why, oh why screw up your gorgeous face??

    • Clarence Beeks
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      I know. She was BEAUTIFUL. Between the drugs, booze, cigs and surgery/fillers….she turned herself just plain ugly.

      I won’t even get started on the outfit.

    • Francesca
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      Poor girl looks like she’s piloting a space ship and the G-force is pulling her face, lips and eyes back into some grotesque mask. Even Joan Crawford in her most extreme, campy, shoulder-padded, thick-eyebrowed days didn’t look this awful. Somehow I want to blame all of this on Dinah Lohan.

  7. LoriK
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    She makes me sad too. Girl clearly has a lot going on and none of it is good. At this point her entire existence is one big cry for help.

  8. Brooke
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    WOW. Even taking the wearer out of the equation: this garment has satin, sheer, velvet, fringe, polka dots, and French cuffs. Throw in visible bra, lack of actual pants and Native American accessories. Then there is horrific eye makeup, Kmart pink lipstick on swollen lips, super dark brows. UM … I think my brain just exploded.

  9. Orange Clouds
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    Her face and hair make her look like an old socialite trying to appear young.

    • Edith
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      Exactly. She looks like a particularly trashy / tragic Real Housewife now.

  10. Kit
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    … this just makes me sad. Putting aside her horrific wardrobe choice(s) – SHE just looks AWFUL. How is that someone who is just 26 looks so old and puffy and used up and just … raddled!?

    I can’t even make fun of her any more. She’s just too sad. It’s depressing. :(

    • Anita
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      Really. She’s unrecognizable. This is so very sad. She was a classmate of the son of a dear friend of mine, back when she started out. Eveyone was so amazed at her talent and success. Such a beautiful young girl, with such promise. It’s just painful now; nothing seems to be reaching her.

      • Jen
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        I’m with you @ Anita. She’s unrecognizable, a parody of herself. If she lives past 27 (she is approaching the tragic, fabled 27), maybe like RDJ, we’ll see Linds get her act together. I hated when she first went blond because her red hair was so beautiful.

    • Karen
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      Yes, this. I didn’t even recognize her. The level of self-hatred needed to do this to yourself is very scary. Sad, sad, sad.

  11. JD
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    Horrible outfit aside, it never ceases to amaze me how progressively worse her face gets with every new picture. The woman is my age and looks like she’s in her 40s. Kids, this is what happens to a pretty girl when she abuses drugs and alcohol. JUST SAY NO.

    • Kellilee
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      I hate when people say she looks like she’s in her forties. I am almost in my forties and I look better than this. She looks like she’s in her sixties trying to pass for forty, hence the crappy makeup and plastic surgery.

      • Clarence Beeks
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        I am 41, and get mistaken for late 20′s most of the time. I too, get offended by the “she looks 40″ comments!!!! :)

        • Julia in Oz
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          Me too. I’m 40 and would be horrified if my face looked that old.

  12. Dani
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    Horrible, pantsless outfit notwithstanding; I’m so mad at her for whatever she did to her face.

  13. Mongerel
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    I think I would rather contemplate self-medication than anything in this photo. Mmm, Mr. Gatti’s cheese pizza.

  14. Sue
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    Is the Liz movie still happening? Maybe they were filming a Swollen/Drunk Liz scene? I mean, I loved me some Liz, but girlfriend had her share of problems. Oh who am I kidding. Lohan thought this looked good.

    • filmcricket
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      That’s what I was wondering too. I don’t recall Miss Taylor having a thing for cheap pink lipstick, but otherwise I could see the make-up being for the camera. Doesn’t explain the rest of the outfit, though. This girl makes me so sad.

      • filmcricket
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        The other thing that supports that theory are the cameras in the background. That is some heavy-duty equipment that dude is sporting, which is not normally used for paparazzi photos or RC appearances. She’s on a set of some kind, I’m sure of it.

        • witjunkie
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          That’s what I thought too. Maybe they are shooting “The Michael Jackson Years” segment of the film.

    • Elbyem
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      Apparently , this is her coming from the film set and crashing a party in honor of the release of Will.i.am’s new CD.

    • CranAppleSnapple
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      It’s all wrapped up now, and I’m dying to see it or at least a live-blogging of it!

  15. Mahastee
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    So sad. She needs to look into pants and stop meddling with her face before she turns into Pete Burns.

    At least her hair looks healthy… I guess it isn’t hers.

  16. Kat
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    Whhhyyyy, Lindsay, why? Not unlike everyone at North Shore High School, I’m starting to feel personally victimized by Lindsay’s bad choices. I want her to get it together so, so bad, but I just don’t think she has it in her.

  17. Allyn
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    Drugs are bad, kids.

    • kat
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      Exactly! I hate to say it but between the drugs, dysfunctional family, and surgery, she’s going the way of Michael Jackson.

      • Mel
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        I only bothered to come to the comments section on this picture to say this EXACT thing. If we didn’t have daily photos of her stumbling around Hollywood her transformation (for lack of a kinder description) would be so much more shocking. As it is, it almost seems gradual. Except that it isn’t.

  18. Kato
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    With all that make-up she is starting to look like an impersonator’s version of her former self.

  19. Molly
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    She always carries such large handbags. Is this where she keeps her pants?

  20. Heironyms.
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    Here’s the thing: those aren’t actually her lips!

    It’s actually a brain-sucking alien parasite, cunningly camoflaged to look almost exactly like a real pair of earth-human lips, which attached itself to her face some years ago. The reason her lips look so unnaturally huge (and appear to be growing) is that the parasite is becoming gradually more and more engorged with her liquified brain matter.

    This would also explain her worsening fashion and lifestyle choices over the last few years. I mean, when your brain is shrinking, you’re liable to do some crazy stuff, no? Could happen to anyone.

    :D

  21. Squirrel!
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    Is it possible that her face was made up for her Liz character, but this was before or after she had on the rest of her costume (wig, dress, etc.)? That’s the only mitigating explanation I can come up with.

  22. Sandra
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    Wow! I hope that someday (soon) she learns to value herself enough to stop doing this.

  23. glee
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    Her parents should rot in jail for what they did to LL. I know she is 26, an adult of legal age, etc. But man, is she just SO fucked up all the time that she can’t see what she’s wearing and that whatever’s happening to her face is not good? WTF, Lindsay, WTF?

  24. Carolina Girl
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    I see Lindsay Lohan is the karmic ballast of the universe. We have Emma Stone, Hailee Steinfeld, Jennifer Lawrence, and the Fanning Girls. With all that young professionalism, good grooming and well-managed private lives we must have Lindsay to balance out the universe.

  25. cg
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    It’s also the hairy legs …

    • anny
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      Not gonna zoom in and find out for sure, but that could just be freckles.

  26. The Very Simon G
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    Oh my christ! What is this? Who is this? Why is this?????

    I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAAND!

  27. Mrs. Ditter
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    Would it be possible to drop her from the radar screen for a while, as you did with Britney when she went through the whole head shaving etc. drama? It just feels icky. This isn’t about fashion any longer.

    • lindsay
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      I agree. The internet needs to have a LiLo moratorium for a while. It’s just not fun to joke about this anymore.

      • Orange Clouds
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        I don’t think that would make any difference since Lindsay has been in this place for YEARS while Britney managed to get her act together at some point.

        • Barbara
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          Britney got her act together only because her father stepped in, became her legal guardian, and basically saved her from herself. Lindsay’s parents, on the other hand………..

    • Sue
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      Thoughtfully put, and agreed. I mean, I still shriek “Whyyyyy!?!?” when I see her, but you’re right.

  28. GeauxFallon
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    For the love of God, put on some pants and step away from the injectable fillers!!!

  29. rachel
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    Are we sure she’s not in costume/film makeup here? The face does bear some Elizabeth Taylor eque things about it, including the eyeliner styling and lip color. Please, please, please tell me that’s what it is.

    • TereLiz
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      that’s what I was hoping at first, like she’s just partially costumed and after her little titscrepancy the entire crew has seen her goods anyway so she’s just walking to the costume trailer half dressed…

      Then I started looking at the multiple earrings, the Urban Outfitters-esque beaded cuff, what looks like a club stamp on her right hand (a star and some writing. It’s not a tatt, is it?), and can’t convince myself of that any longer.

      I second—third, fourth?—a moratorium on LiLo. I don’t want to see her nips or vajayjay or whatever else she figures she’s got to display to stay relevant.

  30. PB
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    I once read a comment by an aging Hollywood actress (apparently it was Diahann Carroll) who said that the legs are the last thing to go. Well, Linds is only 26, but it looks like those things have done gone. So sad, so very sad. What happened to the beautiful, talented, funny actress who was in Mean Girls? Are coke and booze and lord knows what else really that good?

    I agree with the commenter above who said that Lindsay’s parents deserve to be jailed for what ever it is that they did to her, but she also bears some responsibility for her myriad bad choices.

  31. Chris
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    When I first saw this picture, I thought it was Kirstie Alley. Hand to God.

  32. maria
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    Remember how cute she was in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls. SIGH.

    • Kat
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      And PARENT TRAP! I loved that movie, and her in it. Now between Natasha Richardson’s tragic death and LiLo turning into the trainwreck that she is, I can hardly watch it.

  33. Amy
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    Count me in with the Lilo moratorium group. It is really sad to watch such a lovely person implode. My daughter and her friends (college age) STILL watch “Mean Girls” and the evolution from that girl to what she is now is tragic, not tacky.

  34. na
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    the really sad thing is that the few performanced she pulled in before she went nuts were SO GOOD that they would almost redeem her now if she would just get her shit together. I mean, Mean Girls Forever, no?

    • CreLa
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      Yes, Mean Girls forever. That movie is why we hold out false hope, and continue to be sad that she cannot get her shit together. Her drug used seems to have crossed her over some sort of threshold- hopefully she can be healthy :(

  35. anny
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    When I was a kid (late Cretaceous) I was taught that whenever we heard a siren it meant someone was in trouble so we should say a Hail Mary for them.

    Adjust for your belief system of choice and apply here, perhaps?

  36. Kara
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    What the fu – PANTS ARE NOT OPTIONAL. Lord. And her winged eyeliner, all-wrong-for-her pink lipstick on too-inflated lips, and too-long weave (although at least she’s stopped trying to be blonde) look crazy.

    Agree with everyone who says she makes them sad. She makes me sad too – she’s just so far gone into the crazy and the addiction.

  37. regina
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    I cry. Though she will always be Cady for me.

  38. PegMN
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    I agree with the moratorium. She’s a person who is clearly suffering. I wish she could figure it out.

  39. Shiitake
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    Why should we be surprised by any of this?

  40. Jen
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    This poor girl needs a real parent and not those whack jobs that call themselves her parents.

  41. Adrasteia
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    When I first saw this, I thought oh look, a sweet old lady got some actually decent nipping and tucking done. Doesn’t look half ba……wait. OH MY GOD. That’s LINDSAY? How does she look this old?!

    Further analysis revealed the distinct lack of pants, but I was so captivated by her eons-older face that the pantslessness didn’t have the impact it usually does. I will fully support Lindsay never wearing pants again if she will fix whatever godawful thing went wrong with her and go back to looking like a normal young woman. PLEASE.

  42. Lesley
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    UGH, LaLohan. The only thing that has cured the past 3 years of her life for me is watching “the Parent Trap” and ” Mean Girls” on repeat. I miss her so….

  43. kathotdog
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    I think she is spending her pants money on lips collagen.

  44. Beth "sweet pea" C.
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    Today is my birthday, and after seeing this pic I almost feel that my wishes (when I blow out my candles) need to unequivocally go towards her salvation. Something is very very wrong here. God cannot be happy with this. She should not ever step out of the house looking like she’s been spun thru the garbage disposal. This is beyond what my mind can handle right now; the worst accessory that she is wearing is the cloak of self-loathing that halos around her entire person. How else could a person descend to such depths VOLUNTARILY?

  45. Eli
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    I didn’t even notice the clothes because I was stuck on the fact that she looks like a drag queen. Oh my.

  46. Mel
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    I can’t even focus on her outfit (or lack of one). I’m too bothered by her face & how she looks nothing like a 26 year old woman. Though she’s back to red & working again…something is still very off. Sad.

  47. Melina
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    I seriously did not realize that was Lindsay Lohan – I know the title is “Liz & Fug” but I really thought it was a different Liz…WHO is that? She really needs to be committed and get some serious help.

  48. Stephanie
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    My reaction to Jessica Biel’s styling is usually anger. My reaction to LiLo is almost always
    :(

    • Jennifer E.
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      absolutely. JBiel is clueless, talentless, and seems pretty desperate. LiLo is clueless to the point that she is NOT desperate though she ought to be. i want JBiel to go away; i pray for LiLo because she breaks my heart. totally different.

  49. Corriner
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    This photo is exactly why I CAN’T vote for her during Fug Madness… it just doesn’t seem fair. Girlfriend wears a lot of crazy stuff, but I honestly don’t think she can be held responsible for them at this point.

  50. Anna
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    I had to read the tags to even figure out that it was Lindsay Lohan. What in the world has she done to her face?

  51. Melly
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    Drugs and booze aside, she’s doing herself in with cigarettes and too much sun…those two things will age you at warp speed.

  52. laura
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    I used to want a Birkin (not that I could EVER afford one)…remember when they were once a sign of ultimate taste in hand bags? Now LL and KKlan tote them around everywhere…Le Sigh

  53. LakeLucilleLoon
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    She’s not even 30, right, yet she has cellulite on her outer thighs!

    • Edith
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      I knew a very fit, athletic girl in high school who had some cellulite. It may not be indicative of anything, other than unfortunate genes. The more important point is that we wouldn’t know that she had said cellulite if she were wearing pants, or shorts, or a skirt, or anything at all on her upper thighs….

    • LibraryChick
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      I’ve had cellulite since I was fifteen, even when I was nice and trim. Some of us can’t tone certain areas to everyone’s satisfaction. Frankly, I’d say the condition of her outer thighs is the least of Ms. Lohan’s concerns right now. Put me down for another moratorium vote.

  54. Edith
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    I can’t even with the face – and I’m not even talking about the clown makeup (if it was for the role, then she needed to take it OFF before venturing elsewhere). She is wearing a shirt that manages to be sheer and velvet, polka-dotted and fringed. Which would be hideous with ANY kind of a bottom half, but without a bottom half it’s lunacy. Remember all those times we’ve told her leggings aren’t pants. and then moved on to reminding her that tights aren’t pants, either? Who’d've thunk we’d end up having to make it clear that legs are also NOT PANTS.

    Also, I look forward to the day when you aren’t paying attention and thoughtlessly headline a Lilo pic as “Fug and Dick.” Because that is comedy gold.

  55. Sajorina
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    The only positive thing about this is the color of her hair! And, it should be filed under “Look into PANTS”!

  56. Bambi Anne Dear
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    Perversely, I want to see her without makeup.

  57. Rubee
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    Can’t she get a life coach???? Of course by signing a contract stating she’ll do whatever she’s told without trying to pull any spoiled celebrity crap. She really needs someone who advices her on lifestyle, public image and (probably) hygiene. She has so much potential! People still wanna keep track of her – as opposed to the general oblivion Paris Hilton has fallen in- even if she hasn’t performed a decent movie role in like, ten years. I can’t even look at her makeup or double chin, poor child!!!! And metoo am 40 and not even in my worse day look that bad.

  58. Aria
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    i am speechless. my swimsuit cover-up is longer than that and I still don’t generally go strollng around in public in it.

  59. Soapstef
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    Lindsay!!!! Quit trying to make “Baby Jane” happen…or at least wait until you’re 70!

  60. Ms. A.
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    Where are her people!??
    Someone at least help homegirl remember her pants.

  61. Rina
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    Okay, I think there is definitely the lace edge of a tap pant between her right wrist and the edge of the shirt. Not that I can say ‘oh, I just LOOK pantsless!’ is really much of an improvement.

    The polka-dot-on-sheer gives her the look of rather frightening and unfortunate moles across her chest.

    • CranAppleSnapple
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      I hope they’re polka-dots! I thought that was a melanoma.

  62. Diana Shelton
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    What is happening with her FACE? OMG. Awful.