This reminds me, I can’t WAIT for Lindsay’s terrible (I’m assuming) Lifetime movie about Liz Taylor. It will be spectacuterrible. Much like….
Too easy? Wait. That also sets up a really mean joke. I might just back out of the room quietly now.
Oh sweet jesus, is Juicy Couture doing eveningwear now? And why, as my momma would say, does she look like she’s “been beat with a bag o’ nickels”?
Is LiLo allergic to bras?
Judging from this picture, I’m not sure allergies are the problem.
I was just about to say that! Bras are our friends, LiLo.
I hate to bring this up and remind everyone but her allergy has extended to ALL undergarments on a regular basis.
Lack of a bra is the least of the problems here.
Please please please please PLEASE tell me that you will liveblog that movie. I am totally offended by it in concept, but a GFY blow-by-blow would make it ALL better. Please?
Re: Liveblogging the Liz movie: I second the motion!!
We probably aren’t going to liveblog it, but I am SURE we will Fug the Fromage of it.
Is it wrong that I’m kind of looking forward to the movie JUST for the fug the fromage? And have been since it was announced?
If that’s wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.
What’s sad is that she looks as if she FEELS really elegant in this.
Bra, BRA!!! I assume she gets most of her clothes free (ahem!); but couldn’t she shop a bra or two?
I do actually like her shoes, though, poor things.
At least the color is nice. Were it in a different fabric and cut with appropriate foundation garments, decent accessories, somewhat less tanner and a kinder photograph.
I like the color, and the shoes. And it’s not leggings and there are no holes. Girl needs a bra, and to look sober; that would be sufficient success for her, I think.
I don’t think the pieces were originally intended to be worn like that. perhaps the top should be unfolded and tucked into the waistband?
It would also help if her false eyelashes were not so heavy (presumably the cause) that they make her look like she’s had a stroke.
You know, I cannot even remember how old she is. I mean, she looks 40 but I’m pretty sure she’s only mid-20s isn’t she?
those eyebrows, the lips…..that is just the beginning of the mess. This looks like an outfit I would have dressed my Barbies in as a child.
Having channeled Marilyn for that NYMag photo feature in 2008, and Elizabeth Taylor in the much-anticipated Liz & Dickfest, this outfit seems like a sartorial cry to complete the trifecta with a Princess Margaret on Mustique biopic. (Go look it up, kids) I’m seeing Hugh Dancy as Peter Townsend (mainly drug-induced flashbacks — sorry, Hugh), maybe Matthew Goode as Lord Snowden, Rhys Ifans as (Sir– thanks, Wikipedia) Roddy Llewellyn AND a very special guest appearance by Ben Whishaw as Mick Jagger. There will be lots and lots of slurred speechifying, braless tantrum-throwing and caftan-wearing — mainly, but not necessarily exclusively, by Lindsay.
I greenlight that!
I’d watch that!
Sallie, that’s right up my alley.
I just feel so thoroughly bad for her, poor girl.
What does she got against bras though!
But what IS it?
10 days until we see her wearing what we fugged Miley for today. This outfit looks like the more “I give up on life” version of that God-forsaken jumpsuit.
If “I give up on life” is in play, then can a full-on muumuu be far off? The question has to be asked.
Bra. Bra. BRA!
Lord knows everything ELSE is wrong, too (except the color), but if she would routinely, unfailingly, look more together, classier, and just worlds BETTER than she does without it. And as terrified as this girl seems to be of aging naturally, you’d think she’d worry about what she’s doing to her poor neglected boobs?
Arg. That was supposed to say “routinely, unfailingly WEAR A BRA,” of course….
Also, elastic-waist pants are the work of the Devil.
…AND for people over 70.
I don’t understand what’s going on with the bunching of the shirt in front? What is that?
Sorry LiLo you look like you were run over by a truck and dragged a few blocks. Poor thing she really looks like she has had an awful life. I swear I am 62 yrs old and my boobs don’t hang THAT LOW…. GIRL YOU REALLY DO NEED A BRA…… If you must have plastic surgery do fix your eyes next time.
Please please PLEASE live blog the movie!!! Think of your international readers that don’t have Lifetime!
That girl needs a GOOD BRA, a STRONG CUP OF COFFEE, a BOTTLE OF ASPIRIN, a 12hr NAP, a SASSY GAY FRIEND, and TO GET A CLUE! Come on, Lindsay… Now, I have to FUG you!
Yay for the sassy gay friend.
BLUE CROCS HEELS.
PLEASE tell me you will be Fugging the Fromage that is Liz & Dick. I have been looking forward to that ever since this trainwreck was announced.
Her stylist is a really overpaid employee! The dress’ color is great, but I don’t think there can be a good photo angle for anyone wearing that dress without and bra and those shoes. Good thing she hasn’t gone back to the platinum blonde thing.
And so another slot in my Fug Madness bracket finds itself neatly filled in…
oh, honey, no. have you still not realized that you look WORSE, you look OLDER, the more misguided attempts you make to cling to your fleeting youth? the bra, the eyes, the used-up-streetwalker demeanor… it’s not too late to solve the problem, but knowing is half the battle, and she appears to be still clueless. what a waste of natural beauty and talent. me sad.
I don’t understand the top. Is it a really large leotard? Does she have a frontal wedgie as a result? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
This girl doesn’t even have 30 in sight and yet she looks like a Palm Desert matron out on a Starbucks run. It’s not so much the bad face work, but the aging upper arms and the boobs which look like they’re barely harnessed in an overwashed sports bra. The elastic waist on the pants? skirt? doesn’t help, either – it makes this outfit look two steps away from a Snuggie.
And after re-reading what I wrote: WHY did she need face work anyway?
Is she being followed by a minor middle-eastern dictator?
I just . . . I can’t.
Holy H-E-Double-Hocky-Sticks! Do professional stylists ever take on charity cases? Bras, preferably underwire…look into them LiLo!
Is this Lindsay Flynn Boyle? Lara Flynn Lohan? I am disappointed no one has mentioned the uncanny resemblance between those two from the neck up.
To find the greatest bang for your buck it’s extremely recommended to buy your footwear through sanctioned sellers. Jennifer R. Chavez