KOURTNEY: Eyes over there. That’s where the cameras are.
CHER: I know, I’m–
KIM: You’re Shirley, right? Our contest winner. You’re like so lucky. Like do you KNOW how many people entered this contest. Like so many.
CHER: I think you might be–
KOURTNEY: It’s surprising, I know. I look very professional. But I promise, it’s me. You’re really here, really meeting me. Look over there and smile for Instagram.
CHER: I don’t–
KOURTNEY: But you shouldn’t have worn black pants. I think us having wardrobe approval was in the terms and konditions.
CHER: Are you for–
KIM: No we’re five, but I guess like three if you subtract Kylie and Kendall and then add in our mother then sure. Is my hair like so smooth though.
CHER: I thought YOU were–
KIM: I was.
CHER: Huh?
KIM:But then I decided I like missed public life sometimes. Like Instagram won’t just post itself. Like I just wish I’d had one more look at my dress though. Like I asked for one with labial shading but like is it enough or is it just like so subtle.
KOURTNEY: It’s amazing, Kim. You look like a pharaoh.
KIM: Like shit though are there carbs in that.
KOURTNEY: No, not like farro, like a pharaoh, like the person who ruled Egypt.
KIM: Like those people that put jars in their basements for when they died.
CHER: Are you for real?
KIM: Hahahahahaha you’re such a cutie. Like I seriously thought your hat was your hair but it’s not.
KOURTNEY: NEXT.
CHER: My thoughts exactly.
