I am not a kid, so I don’t feel TOO bad about knowing who fewer and fewer of these attendees are. That said: It also means my descent into cronedom continues apace. But we have to do our homework — remember when Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez were just two brunettes we couldn’t tell apart? And now they’re waging Fug Madness campaigns. Even Shailene Woodley was one That Girl Who Wore That Weird Ear Warmer That Anne Hathaway Actually May Have Dug Up For Her Wedding, and she came an inch away from an Oscar nod and is about to star in Divergent and The Fault In Our Stars, and probably ten other YA best-sellers to be named later. So we’d best not be caught napping.