JADA: Look alive, kids.

WILLOW: Mom, I dyed my hair to match your harem pants jumpsuit thingy. What more do you want from me?

JADA: Look at your brother. Now THAT is looking alive. He’s doing a full Derek Zoolander.

JADEN: Was I? I was really just thinking I wish my boots and my coat weren’t made of the same material.

JADA: Kids, how many more times do I have to tell you? This is the WILLENNIUM. Your father spoke of it in song, and now, through us, his prophecy is coming true. We took a year off to give people a chance to get used to the idea, but now is our time. We must strike while the nation is weak.

WILLOW: Yawn.

JADA: You are so GROUNDED when we take over Earth.

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