Question: Did this photo remind you that Katy Perry is a new judge on American Idol? Did you then think, “Wait, isn’t Idol on FOX? Yes. Yes. I can HEAR Ryan Seacrest saying the words, ‘Idol on FOX.’ But she’s at the ABC party. What’s happening? Am I LOSING it?” Did you then have to look up American Idol on Wikipedia so that you could read the words, “It began airing on Fox on June 11, 2002, and ended its first-run on April 7, 2016. On March 11, 2018, the show will make its debut on ABC” so that you could SLEEP TONIGHT without wondering if you’ve completely lost your grasp on what is real and true? Because that for sure didn’t happen to me anyway bye.
