Julie Fugzalo

It seems crazy to us that the UK is only just getting in on the juicy Dallas remake. I got addicted to the original over there, weaned on Pam and Bobby and Jenna and of course J.R. Ewing and Sue Ellen and the blonde infant he married who also turned up on 90210 as a “hapless” tour guide who ends up scamming Steve… Good times. Anyway, better late than never. And clearly, Julie Gonzalo wants Britain to know that she’s more than just sweatpants and turtlenecks and tears, because she’s wearing pretty much the EXACT OPPOSITE of that. Well, except for the tears. This certainly made me want to shed a few.

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Comments (17):

  1. Erin

    Wackenfrack is my new favorite word. (Though I did just have to go back to the post to make sure I have the correct spelling…)

  2. Sandra

    I don’t even like the eye make-up. Whoever told her this looked good does not have her best interests at heart.

  3. Mongerel

    Eyeshadow that clings to forehead, collar, neck —-> dumbcrumbs.
    Shoes are hideous and those clothes are too.
    Covet the tiny rose-gold earrings though.

  4. Kate

    I actually like the juxtaposition of the pleather collar against the sheer. However, from the sternum down, it’s not working. I don’t know who she is, but she is very pretty. I like the eyemakeup too.

  5. Sarah

    I dunno, I sort of hate the makeup, too. Looks like she got punched in the eyes by sparkly fairy fists.

  6. Art Eclectic

    This entire outfit needs to go into a dumpster, pronto.

    You all realize that the next step from here is to ditch the bra and wear pasties?

    Bring me my caftan and boxed wine, I’m clearly too old for this game.

  7. Hahaha

    Ahhhh, this makes me laugh. I had the task of working with Julie on a movie as the stylist and not only does she have the most wacked-out sense of what looks good on her, she literally will not listen to anyone’s opinion about it, professional or not. Anna Wintor herself could give her fashion advice and she’d still wear craziness.

  8. witjunkie

    Gads. It’s like someone took all my most hated things and put them in a dress.

    High peterpan collar
    sheer with a bra showing
    tulip hip-aggrandizing skirt.

    All she is missing is wearing jeans under it.

  9. vandalfan

    Oh! That hair! The eyes! The nude lips! The pleather Peter Pan collar attached to black sheer topping a visible bra! (the most incomprehensible juxtaposition imaginable) A sausage casing skirt that exploded at the knees like a sausage in a microwave! The whoreshoes! When does it stop?

    And boy doe she have an outie, or what?

  10. ceecee

    Someone took the worse parts of four or five different outfits and stitched together this Frankendress.

  11. Nancy

    Her eye make up is scaring me.

  12. Sajorina

    The outfit is horrible, but the eye makeup is AWESOME!

  13. Mara

    She looked so pretty and fresh in Veronica Mars :(

    • Sal

      Finally someone mentions she was in Veronica Mars! Great actress, though I didn’t really care for her character. I think she pulls off the brunette pretty well!

  14. Ms. A.

    This hurts. The offness of the proportions is just so bad!

  15. Shiitake