Maybe Jessica White is a genius. Maybe Jessica White wore Crappic Thunder the other night specifically to set the bar so low that it became subterranean.
It half-worked — it’s true that I looked at this and heaved a sigh of relief that it did not cinch at the ankles and have more ruffles than a bag of potato chips. But if that’s the nicest thing I can think of to say, other than, “hey, 1984 would really dig your demi-turban,” then we’re still operating at a sanity deficit.
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