And HERE WE ARE: The awards season where someone, somewhere, decided they were going to Make Jessica Biel Happen. It worked with Alba the year she randomly showed up at the top ceremonies in unusually great gowns, and it worked for Biel. This was when her butt yielded a million fan-fics. And this was a Valentino -- which, interestingly, is a much sexier fraternal twin to the Valentino she JUST wore. Similar shimmer, similar lines, similar echo of flesh underneath that makes you wonder if it's see-through. And yet they were worn four years apart. Makes you wonder if she forgot, or she just woke up one day and was like, "Give me that dress again, but this time, let's go full Zbornak."