“HOLA LOVERS. Escuchan, I just want to wish Mariah Carey the bestest of buena suerte on Lopez Idol, which they will now have to rename to Shriekypants Idol or whatever. I think she is going to be very okay on this show while its ratings sink into a toilet that does not have gardenias in it. And no, lovers, I am NOT wearing this shirt as a symbol of the fact that no matter what Crazycakes does on this show, the memory of yo will always be there, LURKING UNDERNEATH and IMPOSSIBLE TO FORGET and ALL YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE. No. If I wanted to say that I would just say it with my MOUTH and not my bra. See you someplace where I am wearing sequins! Besos, J.”

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