I know, I know. This is Jenna Jameson. I know where the bar has been set.
But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the initiative to find that tiny space beneath it and make it her home.
The black bits are blending into the background in a weird way. It looks like parts of her are missing.
There’s slimming, and then there’s…slimming.
Speaking of slimming… I guess there are very slim pickings at the end of March during which fashion is trotted out to be judged (what’s on that slide is not fashion, it’s just wrong). I am going to start reviewing Fug Madness brackets again.
I can’t even …..
This was my first thought, too!!!
I literally, I just, I-see! Can’t finish a coherent thought.
This is ridiculously awful, not to mention awfully ridiculous.
I am worried that that’s not camel toe but in fact transparency.
I feel awful for looking, but now that I have, I think you’re right. The pearls don’t exist that could withstand the clutching this inspires.
She looks like the skeleton of somebody who died of Vitamin D deficiency. On what planet is that attractive?
The industry really chews you up and spits you out.Her face looks terrible,so so plastic and I don’t even want to think about the state of her vagina.
Lucky, that is so sad but so true. Sigh.
She looks half-human, half-horse, but with only two legs. Awful, awful, awful.
I almost find her coloring more disturbing than her outfit.
And WHY is she not a current seed for Fug Madness? We were remiss, people.
This isn’t eligible – -she just wore it yesterday.
Oh I know she couldn’t have entered due to THIS, but it’s not like this is the first time we’ve seen her looking spectacularly fuggly. She “coulda been a conteder” is all I’m saying.
This is actually much better than I anticipated clicking on the link. Not that it’s good. It’s just better than the biggest nightmare my mind can conjure up…
If she wasn’t standing in front of a black wall I might be less confused. But not that much less.
Boy, I can’t imagine wearing anything that would be less flattering. I know the black is blending into the background but she looks completely mishappen.
She looks like Wendy O. Williams from The Plasmatics. Not good.
Yes! Thank you for figuring that out. It was really buggin’ me . . .
Yes, thank you.
The weirdest part is that I can see her underwear outline as clearly as if she were wearing it on the outside of her “outift” (a la Quailman)
i was just going to say – in a world where so many people forgo undergarments for fashion… are we glad of all people, she did not? i can’t decide.
Yes, but just imagine how this’ll go over at the retirement home where Linda Belcher’s parents live!
If she was going for “Donatella meets Miley”, she NAILED it!
She’s a superhero! Wonk Bewbs McStain
OMG why is that so labial? Eeeeuw.
This woman is less than 2 years older than me. Jesus.
That outfit is horrid, but so is what she’s done to her face. She used to be truly beautiful. No – do NOT google for old pics. You might see a whole lot more of her than you want to!
There are a couple pictures of her from a porn-star makeunder project that are just absolutely stunning. Here, I’ll save y’all the scary Googling trouble (yes, they are SFW):
Oh, my gosh, she was sooooo pretttyyy!
“So what did you have done to your face, Jenna?”
Aw, Jenna. She was actually for real gorgeous for a brief moment in time – I met her about seven years ago and can attest to the prettiness (and what appeared to be genuine niceness). Now I’m just sad.
She looks like the kinkiest pony in all of Equestria.
Katy Perry must be so pissed right now.
For once I’m happy with Visible Panty Line – at least she’s wearing some!
I loved her book, and she used to be so beautiful. It frightens me what these women to do their faces.
She always dressed as a porn star, nothing new here.
this is so incredibly horrible that words might fail me, but no matter what possessed her to wear it, didn’t she realize that the flow of the white, transparent, black, makes her look completely knock-kneed? That alone should have turned her away from this….
It is truly a fantastic feat of fuggery when a woman can manage to look both knock-kneed and pigeon-toed at the same time.
Whoa, she’s like the female version of the spermazoids leaping to their death at the end of “Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex.” Ewww.
I just gouged both my eyes out with a crab fork and self-lobotomised.
Seems like a fair trade.
OFFTOPIC, but OMG.
Jordan wore My Little Pony.
REPEAT: Jordan wore My Little Pony.
YOU JUST HAVE TO COVER THIS.
She looks… kind of…. like an X-rated hors d’oeuvre perched precariously on cocktail picks.
Oh, Jenna. She used to be beautiful. She looks just awful now, and I wish I could say she didn’t do it to herself, but she obviously allowed the plastic surgery and the hair. Her book is really fun and sad, I liked it.
But is anyone else thinking that if Solange wore this with her awesome hair and different shoes that it would be so much better? Almost acceptable?
Ach du lieber.
OMG–I just realized the middle stripe is sheer. And why I am actually surprised is beyond me. She looks a mess.
My eyes, my EYES! They bleed people…
Is Stella McCartney did costumes for porn stars, this is what it would look like.
IF Stella ….sorry
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT LAUCIE.
Sorry, I had to go all capsy for that.