By now, you may have heard that Canada’s most beloved musical children, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback, are randomly betrothed. Presumably she will walk up the aisle to a k.d. lang song, Bryan Adams will officiate, Celine Dion will descend from the heavens on a swing to sing them out of the church, and then the Crash Test Dummies will play the first-dance song before ceding the stage to the Barenaked Ladies. Sorry, Smash Mouth, no soup for you.
Also, the whole affair simply must be costumed by her clothing line, which means it’ll look like a Hot Topic threw up on 1997. I can’t wait.