Dear Robert Downey Jr.,
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I love you. I love you now and forever, regardless of what your hair looks like. But speaking of hair, because I love you, I need to tell you something. And it’s that you’re starting to look like Justin Guarini. I know you’re currently filming Sherlock Holmes 2: Sherlock Holmesier right now, but here’s the thing. I saw Sherlock Holmes: The Beginning and you did NOT look like you were inching toward Guariniville. You know what happens in Guariniville, don’t you? Eventually, you begin to WASTE AWAY there.
Save yourself.
I still love you deeply,
Jessica