I’m Miss Fug


Oh, Courtney. The movie may be called Young Adult

… but that doesn’t mean you should show up in a dress from the juniors department. ¬†Also, from other pictures, those are indeed gloves she’s clutching — but presumably not of the latex variety, which was my fear. Like, I don’t want to know what kind of impromptu medical procedures Courtney is pretty sure she’s qualified to perform just from watching Grey’s Anatomy. And in case you were wondering…

Yes, it WAS a close call. Happy Holidays, Boob Tape. You’re on Santa’s nice list this year.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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  1. Cristina
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    Yikes. Courtney is committing a crime against Vivienne Westwood in that poor dress.

    • Chasmosaur
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      That was my thought when I saw these pics yesterday. Somewhere in Great Britain, Ms. Westwood is asking “What did I ever do to Courtney Love?”

  2. Anne B
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    The Widow Cobain continues to keep it classy, I see.

    • Sajorina
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      I think that dress would be lovely on someone else… someone without boobs and some class!

  3. ceecee
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    Lord Almighty. What a sad train wreck of a woman.

  4. sarah
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    i don’t even understand the warping of the laws of nature that is happening in the close-up on her left breast area…is it an optical illusion or is that dress not even touching her skin? yet somehow it is preventing a much more frightening and NSFW view…boob tape truly is miraculous.

  5. LG
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    Man, addiction is a bitch. Sigh.

  6. Sarah
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    And, the closeup looks like she has clown makeup to go with her getup…and I am sure she does have a few tricks up her sleeve…

    • Minutiae
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      I was thinking it looks like the kind of overdone makeup you sometimes see on the deceased at funerals. Courtney Love: Crackhead Corpse Bride.

    • Christian
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      It’s true, out of this whole mess of a look I find the makeup to be the worst offense. I will always have a place in my heart for Courtney Love though, Hole’s music and old interviews got me through some rough teenage years. And even nowadays, once in a while, she can look good and/or pretty. Obviously *this* is not one of those times.

  7. Paloma Pigeon
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    Ugh. She’s just a mess. It’s not even fun to watch the train wreck any more. Lindsay Lohan, this is your future…

    • Art Eclectic
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      Actually, if you look at her recent pictures this is Lindsay Lohan’s present. Girl looks Courtney’s age already. Apparently they learned nothing from Amy Winehouse’s early demise.

  8. Simone
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    Wow, the dead have risen!

    Deary me.

  9. T
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    Holy fun bags, Batman! She looks like she’s gasping for air in that first photo… Or possibly indicating the size of the cheeseburger that she requires to look like a normal woman again?

  10. Francesca
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    Yikes! My corneas! Reminds me of a skeleton someone hung from a tree and then Toilet Papered before the big game.

  11. Caroleena Stantonova
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    Perhaps she had her nipples removed. No more nip slip worries!

  12. Ladyblahblah
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    Cockroaches and Courtney Love will be the only things that survive the apocalypse..

  13. Lynne
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    Wow. Girl looks unhealthy. Also, I really wish I could unsee this.

  14. Starling
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    This reminds me of the urban legend about the embalming prom dress. For some reason, I picture this dress as the one in the legend. No comment about CLove’s pre- or post-embalming state, however.

    **Also, anyone else remember the very bad teen horror book about that urban legend? I don’t think it was a Fear Street book, but I can’t remember what else it could be (and my Google-fu is sadly not helping).

    • Erin
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      It was from “Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark”! That book (and its illustrations) gave me many a nightmare as a child. That specific story was called “The White Satin Evening Gown”. And now that’s all I can think of when I see this picture.

      • Starling
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        Thank you so much! And, yes, it gave me many nightmares as a kid, too. There may also have been an episode of “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” dedicated to it, too…

  15. Fernanda Trupiano
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    Ahhh, so this is why you shotgun yourself in the face!

  16. M
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    She looks like old woman who died wearing a wedding dress and pearls. Sad sad look.

  17. I.K.
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    The face I made…It was not pretty. Neither is this.

  18. Claire L
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    She makes me sad.

  19. mary lou bethune
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    Miss Haversham, and I mean sham…

  20. Lina
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    Oh dear. That is enough to make me worry for her health. The dress is exactly what I expect from her — she has an identifiable ‘brand’ and she’s sticking to it — which is fine. I’ve always thought she was an interesting person, life choices aside, and she is a hell of a good actress.

  21. Bambi Anne Dear
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    Is it Westwood? I like it. It’s just the ghastly sickliness of the entire look that is so worrying. And what size are her boobs?

  22. Stefanie
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    Her collar bones trouble me the most. Oh Courtney…*sigh*

  23. vandalfan
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    She’s worn this dress before, I think, spilling out her silicone sacks to the astonishment of the thinking public. Her nipples must have up and run off on that occasion, because human anatomy tells me that a normal nipple would have to be visible in this dress as presently worn. And better posture might alleviate the skeletal look of her clavicles. Still, Madonna and Jolie also look this stringy and emaciated.

    But you know? I’d much rather see Courtney Love than Gaga, or a K.

    • Sara Gaudard
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      Or Rihanna… I have reached Rihanna saturation! Lady Gaga too!!!

  24. daphne
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    .. lovely earrings. and I agree with other posters- this kind of thing takes the light-heartedness and fun out of calling Fug-

    it’s sad. hurts to look closely.

  25. Lori
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    Left boob… don’t understand… nipple… missing… where… ugh, head exploding.

    • Amber
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      My thoughts exactly. And now I’ve been staring at the picture for too long trying to figure it out, and that makes me worried for ME.

  26. Tara Misu
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    Sweet Jesus.

    And totally OT, I wish we had a “like” button, some of these comments deserve one :D

  27. Steph
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    There’s a dress? Oh. Right. The thing the Crypt Keeper is wearing.

  28. Amy
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    Pet Sematary: Zelda.

  29. Mahastee
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    I would much rather read her wacky, rambling, self-contradictory interviews than look at pictures of her and be reminded of just how sad she has become. I just want her to go home, put in a hot oil treatment, and eat some pie. Maybe call a good dermatologist to get the bosom tattoo removed.

    As for the dress. It might be Westwood, but that wide hem is still fugly as hell.

  30. Pamela in Calgary AB
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    As whacked out as she looks, her eyes strike me as being very sad and that makes me feel bad for her. I wonder if she ever gets a lucid moment where she sees what her life could have been like without the drugs. I hope she doesn’t end up like Amy, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened. Poor thing.

  31. Lisa
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    What… why?! The first thing that comes to mind is Miss Haversham and I know I’m not the only one, but Sweet Fancy Moses, why would anyone think that highlighting your jutting collar bones is a good look– I know size 0 is the norm in Hollywood (ahem, I’m talking about you, Angelina Jolie) but skinny just looks really bad on some people, and Courtney is one of them!

  32. Laucie
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    It’s sad that she seems not to have anyone who cares enough to pull her away from the abyss, and I am not referring to her bizarre fashion choices.

  33. anabels
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    She has gorgeous skin but I really didn’t need to see that much of it. The earrings and the pearls are gorgeous too!

    • ChristopherD
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      Not on her face she doesn’t…
      no, no, no, cannot unsee, agrhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

  34. Chris
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    I literally screamed when I saw this. Not in a good way, in a “OH WHAT THE HELL DID THIS WOMAN DO TO HERSELF” way.

    Seconding, thirding, etc., etc. the posters who can’t mock this. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Courtney, you are not the Fairy Crackmother of Hollywood, nor should you aspire to be such.

  35. Mongerel
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    There is an exhibitionist vibe going on with this person. I don’t think GFY ran pictures of Ms. Love recently wearing a red outfit that she literally did spill (flabbily) from. One time could be written off as an accident. Showing up in this mess so soon after that? I’m not buying any ‘wardrobe malfunction’ excuses. This is deliberate. All of it together just screams impending tragedy.

    • Ladyblahblah
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      Yes. YouTube has plenty of fairly recent videos of her onstage completely unable to refrain from taking off her top. There needs to be an entire division of Sociology dedicated to understanding how we should best deal with our aging celebrity narcissists.

  36. Rachel
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    Courtney of the last several years just makes me sad. Yeah, she’s pretty much always been a mess, but she was so much more alive and entertaining when she was wearing baby doll clothes and throwing compacts at Madonna.

  37. Sajorina
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    I guess she just really wanted to make sure that people could see her right boob’s tatoo, but she exagerated a bit! Sigh…

  38. Gena Wilhite
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    Man, she looks like about eight different kinds of ass.

  39. lotte
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    i dont think courtney belongs on gfy at all, because her downfall is in no way amusing. she looks like a very sad and destroyed person and her clothes and boob-tape are the least of her problems.
    she is skinny to a frightening degree and think IF you write about her, that should have been the focus of your post.

    • Simone
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      I can see your point of view and especially the first photo of Courtney is definitely borderline but I find it hard to feel sorry for her because she has made the life choices that have brought her to this point and she decides to keep on going outside dressed like this and behaving like this. Where do you draw the line? At only posting “Happy Fug” on here? Then a lot of Lindsay shouldn’t be featured on this website as well, I would even go as far as to say that some of the photos of Angelina shouldn’t be on here because in some of them her body looks just frighteningly thin.

      • Anne B
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        I’ve suggested a moratorium on LiLo. I think there’s an unofficial one underway, if only because this site doesn’t do nudes.

        But what makes me sad is that Courtney here is supposedly Lindsay’s “sober friend”. Really, Hollywood? Was Charlie Sheen unavailable?

  40. Heather
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    Oh, poor Courtney. This may be the roughest I’ve ever seen her look, and that’s saying a lot. Such talent – I loved Hole when I was in college.

    • Mellie
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      I agree. I love C Love. She’s talented, smart, and witty, but only when sober. This is just sad.

  41. Carolina Girl
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    Three things that I wish I had invented:
    1. Silly Bandz (rubber bands in the shape of things such as people, animals, etc.);
    2. Justin Bieber (the kid’s a money making machine); and
    3. Boob tape

    Boob tape will surely rank quite highly one day when they’re tallying up the greatest inventions of the 21st century.

  42. Moxie Lola Carroll
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    I think it’s more likely that she just doesn’t have nipples anymore.

  43. Kim
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    How can you not have nipples? I can’t figure out that picture either. I like her though, and don’t like to see her looking so near-death skinny. As LG said, addiction is a bitch. Wish I could quit smoking cigarettes.

    • Sajorina
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      Well, Patricia Heaton lost her bellybutton after her tummytuck! And, if these pictures of Courtney don’t convince you to quit smoking, I’m afraid nothing will!

  44. Marigold
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    It’s like she’s channeling Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove… except CLove looks *way* less spry and with more fake boobs.

  45. Kerryondahill
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    Jeebus – all that money and she can’t afford a tailor to properly fit the dress for her?

  46. Fifi
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    “Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up.” you said it movie poster.

  47. minette
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    ouch. just. ouch.

  48. Moi
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    One of the great rock and roll talents of all time. Her music is brilliant, searing, unbelievably compelling. I just wish she’d get back to making that music and stop living out the lyrics to “Celebrity Skin.”

    Ladyblahblah is right: there should to be treatment for gals like this.

  49. Molly
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    Holy crow!!!!

    I first thought this was Joan RIvers but then thought, “No, Joan has more self respect.”

    GAD!!

  50. TieDye64
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    Lawd have mercy! Industrial strength boob tape.

  51. kingkasyski
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    Even poor *Chuckie*will runaway from this!!! ^^bride^^!!! from hell!!

  52. luckycurl
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    Thank you Courtney Love. I was thinking about buying a similar Westwood as my wedding dress. Thank you for saving me the time, effort, and money of procuring a dress that will now forever remind me of the dangers of drug use and the wonders of boob tabe.

  53. NYCGirl
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    I honestly thought that her skin was part of the dress…

  54. Olivia Murphy
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    She looks like Miss Havisham at the midway point between young jilted bride and mad old crone

  55. Rose
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    Unless she is on her way to perform her new duet with Elton John, “Bedsheet in the Wind,” I don’t want anything to do with this.