So many celebrities, so little time. In case you, I don’t know, had to work or something, here’s a handy list of all the pieces we wrote for The Cut this last week. Check them out, if they speak to you!
- Hot dudes in good suits popped up at Perry Ellis, where SNL’s Jay Pharaoh was a total hilarious delight.
- MORE hot dudes appeared at Lacoste.
- As ever, the starlets at BCBG felt slightly interchangable.
- We talked about weird conceptual artists AND fake actor teeth at Nonoo.
- Hilaria Baldwin has a baby…in a bar. Wait, that’s wrong. It was just at a fashion show.
- The hair at Monique Lhuillier ran the gamut from great to WHAT.
- Crazy Eyes doesn’t have them in real life. In fact, she is quite lovely.
- It won’t surprise you to hear that Laverne Cox rocks.
- Zosia Mamet in 3-D Ray Bans, and FYI, AnnaSophia Robb does not ditch class.
- Amy Schumer told me her biggest fashion regret at Christian Siriano and also Jada Pinkett Smith’s mom looks GREAT. Just so you know.
- There were fully nude men flopping around outside DKNY — to DKNY’s secret irritation, surely — but Victoria Justice made some girls inside weep with joy.
- The parade of OITNB cast members continued apace at Tracy Reese. Daya’s hair is grey; it’s not a spoiler!
- It’s not really fashion week until Nastia Liukin pops up. I want to ask her if Tim Daggett and Tom Hammond secretly hate each other.
- We took a moment for Joan Rivers at Dennis Basso, where a random woman also wandered around waving a champagne flute and rudely not sharing.
- I yapped to Caitlin FitzGerald about how much I worry about Libby Masters. Oh, also about outfits. Whatever.
- Alice + Olivia was awash with Jessicas. It was like a meeting of The Jessicas, except we’re not allowed to convene those without Lange anymore.
- Kiernan Shipka is all you want her to be.
- CONNIE BRITTON Y’ALL.
- Y’ALL, IT’S BRITNEY!
- Speaking of Crossroads, we also spied Zoe Saldana with Kate Bosworth at Hugo Boss.
- Miley came out to play, literally wearing what she called “junk and shit.”
- And finally, we saw a bunch of people who are adjacent to other people at J. Mendel.
