FERGIE: Wait. Are you saying you're not in this movie?

    JOSH: Are you kidding?

    FERGIE: NO. What the hell have you been doing all this time?

    JOSH: Transformers 3!

    FERGIE: That came out last summer.

    JOSH: And New Year's Eve!

    FERGIE: That took, what, like an hour?

    JOSH: And mild voice-over work somewhere!

    FERGIE: Uh-huh.

    JOSH: And I went to a Kings game looking kind of like a hobo with not very good seats and nobody showed me on camera! And so I decided to spend the rest of my time getting ready for this sight gag at the premiere! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!

    FERGIE: Oh, Lord.

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