go-fug
    "LISTEN, I AM NOT SAYING WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. MY GIRL IS ALREADY MARRIED. BUT IF WE WERE GOING TO DO THE DEED IT WOULD BE THE DOPEST WEDDING SINCE THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND DID THAT ABBEY SHIT WITH THE CARRIAGES AND THE INSIDE-TREES. AND SO IT DOESN'T HURT TO CHECK OUT THE MERCHANDISE, YOU FEEL ME? THE MARCHESANDISE. THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT. YEAH, TYRA, I GET THAT YOU ARE GOOD AT MADE-UP WORDS AND THAT'S NICE AND EVERYTHING BUT I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM THE BEST AT INVENTING WORDS AND I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE A DICTIONARY NAMED AFTER ME, ALTHOUGH YOU'RE REAL NICE TOO AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NIGHT. YOU CAN TELL ME LATER WHY YOU'RE WEARING A TOASTED MERINGUE ON YOUR HEAD."
    react: