Although I know that haters gonna hate, I don’t hate Leelee Sobieski’s dress:

It looks like a particularly complex and high-end version of The Infinite Dress — I think all kinds of different parts of it are removable, like Choose Your Own Adventure in dress form. That being said: GIRL. YOUR MAKEUP. Listen, Here On Earth was an entertaining movie, in a cheesy way, but you shouldn’t be reminding us of your role in it via your makeup, because, if I may remind you: YOU HAD RARE AND FICTIONAL KNEE CANCER IN THAT THING.  .