The King's Speech - Gala Screening:54th BFI London Film Festival

GEOFFREY RUSH: I’m photobombing this picture of Bellatrix Lestrange and Mark Darcy!

HELENA BONHAM CARTER: That’s not who we really are, Geoffrey.

COLIN FIRTH: Nor are you technically photobombing us. You’re more like….posing saucily along with us.

GEOFFREY: Fine! I’m posing saucily in this picture of Lucy Honeychurch and Mr….Darcy, again! Hey, I never noticed that before.

HELENA: REALLY?

COLIN: That’s kind of the whole point of Mark Darcy.

GEOFFREY: So you’re Mark Darcy AND MISTER Darcy?

HELENA: Can I just interject here that I’m not actually Lucy Honeychurch either?

COLIN: Also, his name is Fitzwilliam. Which is why he prefers to go by “Mister.”

GEOFFREY: I can’t believe that this Darcy/Darcy thing never came up in our meetings of The Society of British Actors Excluded from Harry Potter. 

HELENA: Oh, DEAR GOD. GET OVER IT. We don’t have room for EVERY ACTOR IN THE UNITED KINGDOM. Also, YOU’RE ACTUALLY AUSTRALIAN.

COLIN: I’ll have you know that we welcome all people with accents who feel excluded from the most prolific franchise Great Britain has ever produced.

HELENA: Fine. Fine. Whatever. I’ve been hearing about this for years. Do you know many times Hugh Grant has rung me and hung up? Get over it. Start talking about my outfit.

GEOFFREY: It’s terribly PLAID.

COLIN: It’s incredibly YOU.

HELENA: You should have seen what I wore earlier!

The Kings Speech - Photocall:54th BFI London Film Festival

GEOFFREY: That’s even MORE you!

COLIN: And even MORE plaid!

HELENA: Never let it be said that I don’t have a vision.