STELLA: Psst. Mom. MOM.
MELANIE: Shhh. I’m concentrating very hard on this fine Ford automobile.
ANTONIO: What is it, Stella?
STELLA: Did I miss a memo? I mean… I’m looking at Daryl… were we SUPPOSED to dress up like some kind of alternative fuel source?
MELANIE: SSHHH.
ANTONIO: I thought those were her kitchen curtains.
MELANIE: BE QUIET.
STELLA: I’m just very confused…
MELANIE: PEOPLE. It’s party for a HATCHBACK. OBVIOUSLY we are supposed to be incredibly formal and fancy.
ANTONIO: Now I’m confused.
DARYL: Hey dudes. Has the fjord party started yet? When do we leave?
MELANIE: EVERYBODY JUST FACE FORWARD AND THINK ABOUT AIRBAGS AND BLUETOOTH AND FUEL ECONOMY.
ANTONIO: Oh, my.
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