Have You Driven A Fug Lately?


STELLA:  Psst. Mom. MOM.

MELANIE: Shhh. I’m concentrating very hard on this fine Ford automobile.

ANTONIO: What is it, Stella?

STELLA: Did I miss a memo? I mean… I’m looking at Daryl… were we SUPPOSED to dress up  like some kind of alternative fuel source?

MELANIE: SSHHH.

ANTONIO: I thought those were her kitchen curtains.

MELANIE: BE QUIET.

STELLA: I’m just very confused…

MELANIE: PEOPLE. It’s party for a HATCHBACK. OBVIOUSLY we are supposed to be incredibly formal and fancy.

ANTONIO: Now I’m confused.

DARYL: Hey dudes. Has the fjord party started yet? When do we leave?

MELANIE: EVERYBODY JUST FACE FORWARD AND THINK ABOUT AIRBAGS AND BLUETOOTH AND FUEL ECONOMY.

ANTONIO: Oh, my.

[Photo: Splash]

 

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Comments (21):

  1. Shiitake
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    What is that mis-shapen sack Daryl’s wearing.

  2. PegMN
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    Antonio needs a tailor for those pants. He looks like he’s sinking into the ground.

  3. Lily
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    I can’t even, Daryl.

  4. Carol
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    Daryl, it’s called a bra and it’s available at fine stores everywhere. Buy one. Also, Daryl, that thing you are wearing may have something called a drawstring waist. If so, there’s a string you can pull tight that just might help salvage the, thing. Might.

  5. Kat
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    Holy mother of Splash, she looks horrendous.

  6. Evalyn
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    It’s hard to believe so many beautiful people can look so bad at one time. Who dressed these people? They all look like they desperately want to be somewhere else.

  7. Isabel
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    The photo source is called Splash. They should be the only ones ever to source photos of Daryl Hannah. Especially when she dresses in kelp.

  8. Artemis
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    Maybe she’s making an intentional political statement about the impracticality of ethanol production during the midwest drought? Or maybe she’s pro-ethanol, and that’s why she dressed up in corn-cobs for an auto showing?

  9. TereLiz
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    I think she must be dressing that way on purpose because she’s somehow still so gorgeous she would burn your retinas if you looked at her too closely. It’s called Andie McDowell syndrome.

  10. Caroleena Stantonova
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    Daryl’s costume is fifty shades of wrong.

  11. Amy
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    I think Melanie passed gas, which explains the look between Stella & Antonio…

  12. Ruth
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    Either the Banderas/Griffith clan is wee, or Daryl is eleventy feet tall or both, I suppose.

  13. Fashion Vo
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    Thanks for sharing.

  14. vandalfan
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    Daryl- please look at your birth certificate, then a current calendar. You are past the age when long stringy locks and saggy little boobs look remotely attractive.

  15. Lilibet
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    That’s a very funny photo…

  16. Amber
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    This picture is hilarious, in so many ways. Melanie and crew obviously thought they were going to something fancy-ish and Daryl thought…well, I don’t know what Daryl thought. And I don’t know what it is that she is wearing.

  17. PD
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    This is the best title of a fug post, like, ever. Way to go!

  18. Jo
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    There are some horrendous pics of Darryl at the same event in the vile Daily Mail (it does have a huge showbiz pap section which I can’t resist). Her face in a closeup is so plastic it’s quite sad. Lovely lady like Priscilla Presley and many others ruined by the scalpel. Melanie who did look plastic now looks better.

  19. Lily1214
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    Drapes for the living room? And what exactly is wrong with his pants?

  20. AEMom
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    Ever since I found out that Daryl Hannah has Asperger Syndrome, everything that she ever did in her life which made me say “Huh?” now all makes sense.

    She would definitely benefit from a stylist but at the same time she would likely say “why do I need a stylist, who cares what I’m wearing?”