If we learned anything from the Harry Potter series, it’s that You Know Who and his army of Death Eaters can strike at any moment — causing untold havoc and heartless destruction in their wake. We thought, of course, that Lord Thingy had been vanquished. However:
It seems Voldemort just retreated to the inside of Draco Malfoy’s closet, where he’s slowly wreaking havoc on the man’s wardrobe. But you know what they say: First, one man’s wardrobe, NEXT THE WORLD. Someone find DanRad and have him put his tennis shoes in the safe.
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